"Ryan Mathews - Bubblegum Cards" - читать интересную книгу автора (Mathews Ryan)

PEON
She touched me! I'm in heaven!

[Cut to the house where Leonard's reunion is being held. Cellea,
Leonard, and Ninny survey the wreckage. The room is filled with
corpses, and the girls are the only ones alive.]

SILEEA
Oh, it was awful! Every time I talked to someone, a Buma would pop
out of nowhere and kill her! All my friends, dead!

LEONARD
How awful!

NINNY
EWWWWW!! There's blood all over the place! YUK!

SELI-UH
Now I'll *never* be voted Most Popular!

[Piss comes running in.]

PISS
Oy! I came as fast as I could! 'Ey! Is 'at blood on the floor?!
All roight! My kind of party!

SELLEA
We can't let this go unanswered. There's only one thing to do.

PISS
Senseless violence, roight?

S'LEE-A
This isn't just for me. It's for the entire Knight Foils
organization.

PISS
So we're gonna kick their arses, roight?

[Cut to Knight Foils headquarters. Wacky is showing his friends nude
pictures of the Knights with a slide projector.]

WACKY
And here's Piss bathing in 10W40!

FRIENDS
Ooooooohhh!

[The door flies open and Celiah enters, causing Wacky to yelp and turn