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Buma.]
AARRGH!

LEONARD
You know, I think there's a pattern here we're missing.
[She talks to her watch.]
Wacky? Where's Cilya?

WACKY
She went to her High School reunion.

LEONARD & NINNY
Oh, NO!!!

[Cut to a drive-thru burger joint. Piss drives through on her bike.]

PISS
Oy wanna double cheesburger, fries, and Coke! An' fockin' hurry 'cuz
I'm fockin' hungry!

[Piss obtains her burger and eats. She is approached by a
plain-clothes policeman.]

POLICEMAN
That hair! That mouth! You must be Piss! I'm a big fan of yours!

PISS
Piss off.

POLICEMAN
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Peon, an officer of the Very
Determined Police.

PISS
VDPolice, eh? Why should oy care?

PEON
Well, I've been very busy lately, fighting crime, beating Buma,
opening malls, that sort of thing. I'm a big man on the force. Can I
buy you dinner?

PISS
Wha' does this shi' in my mouth look like, moron?

PEON
Well, at least let me have your autograph.

PISS
'Ere's my autograph!
[She punches him in the face and drives off.]