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the projector off.]

SELIAH
Wacky! Prepare the van! The Knight Foils are about to strike!

[The girls get into their suits. We get to see Piss naked. Gotta
have our quotient of T&A, you know.

The van speeds down the highway. Those nifty crane things lower the
Knights' bikes onto the road. Unfortunately, Ninny's bike is loaded
backwards, and she wipes out and has to catch up.

The four bikes head for the RCA building in Downtown New York, now
owned by GE.]

DOORMAN
Take your bags? WAAH!

[The four bikes crash through the door into the lobby. They switch to
humanoid form, ring for an elevator and wait.

Cut to GE Central Control, where Brian Jar Mason oversees the
operation. Bumas run past him hurriedly while he toasts the occasion
with a glass of sake.]

MASON
Let them come! Together we will celebrate the birth of SuperBuma, the
ultimate household appliance! Ha ha ha!
[A Buma runs into him and spills his drink all over him.]
Asshole!

[Cut to tastefully furnished hallway. The elevator opens and the four
Knights and their moto-slaves tiptoe down the hallway.

Four Bumas in intern's uniforms burst into view, sprout swords and
attack. The girls go at it but don't have much luck.]

SILEA
We need more room! The quarters are too close here!

NINNY
Quarters? Where?

[Ninny starts to search the carpet. A Buma drop-kicks her down the
hall.

Cut to the set of Late Night with David Letterman.]

DAVE
You know, Paul, those GE executives are all a bunch of boneheads!