"Ryan Mathews - Bubblegum Cards" - читать интересную книгу автора (Mathews Ryan)

[The battle bursts onto the set, trashing it.]
Hey Morty, I thought Stupid Buma Tricks was scheduled for *tomorrow*
night!

[Leonard unleashes a devastating volley, but the Buma survives by
picking up Paul Shaffer and using him as a shield, much to the delight
of the audience. Piss tosses her Buma into the crowd.]

PISS
OY! FREE BUMA!!

[The Buma screams as the audience eagerly tears him to shreds. The
Knights bike out of the studio and the remaining three Bumas pursue.

Cut to the roof. Leonard, Piss, and Ninny engage the Bumas while
Cillya is thrown off to the side. As she gets up, an armored Mason
grabs her and squeezes her helmet.]

MASON
And now, we shall see.... urm.. And now, we shall see... (c'mon, you
sunuvabitch, open) And now, we shall see who you are!
[The helmet pops open.]
Cylia Amana. Just as I expected.

CYLYA
Yes, it's me. I've been fighting ever since you killed my father!
All he was trying to do was to invent a toaster that you could really
set the darkness on, and you perverted his work into those evil
machines!

MASON
Celia, Sylia, Selia. You just don't understand. If the public were
to find out that the knobs on their toasters weren't connected to
anything, our stock would plummet! He had to die!

PISS
Yeah, well so do you!

[Startled, Mason drops Seelia and whirls around. The other three
Knights stand ready for action.]

MASON
You--! How did you defeat my Bumas?

LEONARD
I tossed a copy of Blade Runner over the edge of the building. They
went over like lemmings!

NINNY
It's their favorite movie!