"Ryan Mathews - Bubblegum Cards" - читать интересную книгу автора (Mathews Ryan)

MASON
Well, screw it! I don't need Buma's to defeat the likes of you! Not
when I'm wearing my Ronco 4-in-1 Mecha Armor! It grinds!
[Giant whirling blades come out and attack Piss' armor,
damaging it.]
It blends!
[A huge pair of egg-beaters pops out, grabs Ninny, whirls her
around and throws her away.]
It juices!
[Two big hands pop out and squeeze Leonards armor until it
breaks.]
It even...MICROWAVES!
[A big rod pops out, points itself at Cylea and hums.
Suddenly, lightning arcs between Cilya and Mason.]
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[Mason collapses and dies, electrocuted.]

LEONARD
What happened?

SYLEA
We are the Knight Foils, Leonard. And as everyone knows, you should
never use a microwave on foil.

[Cut to later at the same place. A VDPolice helicopter lands, and
Peon hops out. Next to Mason's corpse is signed "Nite Foyls".

Cut to a cemetary. Celiya lays flowers on a gravestone, wipes a tear
and walks away. Piss lays flowers on a gravestone, wipes a tear and
walks away. Leonard lays flowers on a gravestone, wipes a tear and
walks away. Ninny lays flowers on a gravestone, wipes a tear and
walks away. Seliya lays flowers on a gravestone, wipes a tear and
walks away.

Pan back to reveal flowers on half the gravestones, plus a huge pile
of flowers to which the Knights walk back to reload. They've got
their work cut out for them.]

FIN