"Ian Watson & Roberto Quaglia - Beloved Vampire of the Blood Comet" - читать интересную книгу автора (Watson Ian)

“Since I was part of that expedition, obviously we returned to Transylvania and touched down
successfully. However, Vlad then had an even greater inspiration – no less than travel to the stars by an
FTL drive, Faster Than Levitation. Ordinary Impalement Drivers, inspired to levitate by wooden
stakes, wouldn’t be adequate to reach the stars – but Impalement Drivers converted into powerful
vampires and then inspired by silver-tipped stakes: those could provide the levitation power for
starflight! So I suppose Vlad is still out there somewhere, unless the light of an alien sun has burned him
to dust.”

A dramatic pause. We broke off so I could have some orgasms, first from Silviu’s fingers, then from his
cool tongue. Just then I was having my period, Silviu’s favourite time for cunnilingus.




Afterwards I asked, “What about the lake of frozen blood? And did you meet lunar vampires?”

“Oh yes, we met the lunar vampires. They colonised the Moon tens of thousands of years ago by using
impalement technology, which Vlad had re-invented. Von Däniken was right about prehistoric
technology, though wrong about details. Initially, the lunar vampires fed entirely on the blood of the crews
of flying saucers. Flying saucers usually stop at the Moon on their way to interfere with the Earth. The
Moon’s a convenient rest-stop if you forget about the vampires— the UFO crews always forget because
of vampiric mesmerism. So the UFO crews get sucked quite a lot. That’s why they’re the Greys. When
they first leave home, they’re the Pinks. This explains why the Greys behave so confusingly when their
UFOs reach Earth.”

“So the lunar vampires are like antibodies in the immune system? Protecting the body of the Earth from
invasion? Weakening the invaders?”

“But uninentionally. Ever since that blood comet crashed into the Moon and formed a frozen lake, the
lunar vampires have had an alternative source of blood. However, they still like to suck Pinks into Greys
for old times sake. Nowadays UFO crews are like dessert. Or maybe like blood sorbet, a palate
cleanser.”

“You mentioned a blood comet. How can something like that come into existence?”

“The universe is never stingy of mysteries, my dear. How do ordinary comets, made from dirty water,
come into existence? Nobody really knows. The same with blood comets. Of course the blood is frozen,
but originally it must have been liquid, just as the water of the comets must have been. The mystery of the
origin of blood comets will one day be solved, but not by human scientists. It will be one of us, a
vampire, who finds out the truth. Maybe our forever beloved Vlad Dracul will, if he is still out there.”

“But if blood comets actually exist, wouldn’t vampires like to take a ride on them?”

“You’re really starting to think like a vampire, Colombe,” Silviu told me with an appreciative smile.
“Maybe I should give you a bite one day, you’d deserve it.”

“But you won’t. Or will you?”

“Not in the near future.”
“So tell me: would vampires ride blood comets?”