"500 избранных афоризмов и шуток" - читать интересную книгу автора (Шулаев Владислав)

SUMMARY

Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.

University is a fountain of Knowledge... and the students are there to drink.

Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it.

Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!

Only consume alcohol on days ending in «Y»!

The shortest distance between two points is off the wall.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

Keep America beautiful, swallow your beer cans.

Woltman's Law: Never program and drink beer at the same time.

Long's Notes Always store beer in a dark place.

Jinny's Law: There is no such thing as a short beer. (As in, «I'm going to stop off at Joe's for a short beer before on the way home.»)