"Farewell Summer" - читать интересную книгу автора (Bradbury Ray)

CHAPTER Twenty-Two

"BOY, I JUST HEARD THE CRAZIEST THINGS." Charlie strolled up, chewing on a clover-blossom. "I got me a secret service report from some girls." "Girls!"

Charlie smiled at how his ten-inch firecracker had blown the laziness off his pals' faces. "My sister said way back last July they got old lady Bentley to admit she never was young. I thought you'd like that news."

"Charlie, Charlie!"

"Burden of proof," said Charlie. "The girls told me that old lady Bentley showed some pictures, junk and stuff, which didn't prove nothin'. Fact is, when you think on it, fellas, none of these old ginks look like they were ever young."

"Why didn't you think of that, Doug?" said Tom.

"Why don't you shut up?" said Douglas.

"I guess this makes me a lieutenant," said Charlie.

"You just moved up to sergeant yesterday!"

Charlie stared hard at Douglas for a long moment.

"Okay, okay, you're a lieutenant," said Douglas.

"Thanks," said Charlie. "What'll we do about my sister? She wants to be part of our army-a special spy."

"To heck with her!"

"You got to admit that's great secret stuff she turned in."

"Boy, Charlie, you sure think of things," said Tom. "Doug, why don't you think of things?"

"Darn it!" cried Douglas. "Whose idea was the graveyard tour, the candy, the food, the chess pieces, all that?"

"Hold on," said Tom. "The graveyard tour, I said that. The candy, yeah, was yours, but I gotta tell ya, the food experiment was a failure. Heck, you haven't said anything new in a coupla hours. And all the chessboards are full of chess pieces again and those old men are busy pushing the pieces-us-around. Any moment now we'll feel ourselves grabbed and moved and we won't be able to live our own lives anymore."

Douglas could feel Charlie and Tom creeping up on him, taking the war out of his hands like a ripe plum. Private, corporal, sergeant, lieutenant. Today, lieutenant; tomorrow captain. And the day after?

"It's not just ideas that count." Douglas wiped his brow. "It's how you stick 'em together. Take this fact of Charlie's-it's secondhand. Heck, girls thought of it first!"

Everybody's eyebrows went up.

Charlie's face fell.

"And anyway," Douglas went on, "I'm puttin' ideas together for a real bang-up revelation."

They all looked at him, waiting.

"Okay, Doug, go on," said Charlie.

Douglas shut his eyes. "And the revelation is: Since old people don't look like they were ever kids, they never were! So they're not humans at all!"

"What are they, Doug?"

"Another race!"

Everybody sat, stunned by the vast sunburst caused by this explosion, this incredible revelation. It rained upon them in fire and flames.

"Yes, another race," said Douglas. "Aliens. Evil. And we, we're the slaves they keep for nefarious odd jobs and punishments!"

Everybody melted with the after-effects of this announcement.

Charlie stood up solemnly and announced: "Doug, old pal, see this beanie on my head? I'm taking my beanie off to you!" Charlie raised his beanie to applause and laughter.

They all smiled at Doug, their general, their leader, who took out his pocketknife and casually started a philosophical game of one-finger mumblety-peg.

"Yeah, but…" said Tom, and went on. "The last thing you said didn't work out. It's okay to say the old people are from another planet, but what about Grandpa and Grandma? We've known them all our lives. Are you saying that they're aliens, too?"

Doug's face turned red. He hadn't quite worked this part out, and here was his brother-his second-in-command, his junior officer-questioning his theory.

"And," Tom went on, "what do we have new in the way of action, Doug? We can't just sit here. What do we do next?"

Doug swallowed hard. Before he had a chance to speak, Tom, now that everybody was looking at him, said slowly, "The only thing that comes to mind right now is maybe we stop the courthouse clock. You can hear that darned thing ticking all over town. Bong! Midnight! Whang! Get outta bed! Boom! Jump into bed! Up down, up down, over and over."

Ohmigosh, thought Douglas. I saw it last night The clock! Why in heck didn't I say so first?

Tom picked his nose calmly. "Why don't we just lambaste that darn old clock-kill it dead! Then we can do whatever we want to do whenever we want to do it. Okay?"

Everyone stared at Tom. Then they began to cheer and yell, even Douglas, trying to forget it was his younger brother, not himself, who was saving the day.

"Tom!" they all shouted. "Good old Tom!"

"Ain't nothin'," said Tom. He looked to his brother. "When do we kill the blasted thing?"

Douglas bleated, his tongue frozen. The soldiers stared, waiting.

"Tonight?" said Tom.

"I was just going to say that!" Douglas cried.