"Drowned Hopes" - читать интересную книгу автора (Westlake Donald E)

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Andy Kelp, a sharp-featured, arrow-nosed skinny kind of guy in soft-soled black shoes and dark gray wool trousers and a bulky pea coat, tiptoed through the software, quietly humming “Coke, It’s the Real Thing.” Hmmmmm, he thought, his fingers skipping among the bright packages. WordPerfect, PageMaker, Lotus, dBaseIII, Donkey Kong. Hmmmmm. From time to time a package was scooped up into his long slim fingers and stowed away in the special pocket in the back of his pea coat, and then he would move on, humming, eyes darting over the available wares. The exhibit lights left on all night in the store gave him just enough illumination to study the possibilities and make his choices. And shopping three hours after the store had closed was the sure way to avoid crowds.

Blip-blip-blip. The faint jingling sound, like Tinkerbell clearing her throat, came from the left side of Kelp’s bulky pea coat. Reaching in there, he withdrew a cellular phone, extended its antenna, and whispered into its mouthpiece, “Hello?”

A suspicious and bewildered but familiar voice said, “Who’s that?”

“John?” Kelp whispered. “Is that you?”

“What’s goin on?” demanded Dortmunder’s voice, getting belligerent. “Who is that there?”

“It’s me, John,” Kelp whispered. “It’s Andy.”

“What? Who is that?”

“It’s Andy,” Kelp whispered hoarsely, lips against the mouthpiece. “Andy Kelp.”

“Andy? Is that you?”

“Yes, John, yes.”

“Well, what are you whispering about? You got laryngitis?”

“No, I’m fine.”

“Then stop whispering.”

“The fact of the matter is, John,” Kelp whispered, hunkering low over the phone, “I’m robbing a store at the moment.”

“You’re what?”

“Ssssshhhhhhh, John,” Kelp whispered. “Sssshhhhhh.”

In a more normal voice, Dortmunder said, “Wait a minute, I get it. I called you at home, but you aren’t home. You’ve done one of your phone gizmo things.”

“That’s right,” Kelp agreed. “I put the phone-ahead gizmo on my phone at home to transfer my calls to my cellular phone so I wouldn’t miss any calls—like this one from you, right now—while I was out, and I brought the cellular phone along with me.”

“To rob a store.”

“That’s right. And that’s what I’m doing right this minute, John, and to tell you the truth I’d like to get on with it.”

“Okay,” Dortmunder said. “If you’re busy—”

“I’m not busy forever, John,” Kelp said, forgetting to whisper. “You got something? You gonna meet with the guys at the OJ?” He was remembering to whisper again now.

“No,” Dortmunder said. “Not yet, anyway. Not until I figure the thing out.”

“There’s problems?” In his eagerness, Kelp’s whisper went up into the treble ranges, becoming very sibilant. “You want me to drop over there when I’m done, we can talk about it?”

“Well,” Dortmunder said, and then he sighed, and then he said, “Yeah. Come on over. If you feel like it.”

“Sure I feel like it,” Kelp whispered, in falsetto. “You know me, John.”

“Yeah, I do,” Dortmunder said. “But come on over anyway.” And he hung up.

“Right, John,” Kelp whispered into the dead phone. Then, retracting his antenna, putting the phone away in its special pocket inside his pea coat, he looked around again at the various counters and shelves and product displays here inside Serious Business, that being the name of the store. Most of the exhibit lighting was in pastel neon, giving the place a fairytale quality of pink and light blue and pale green, washing faint color onto the gray industrial carpet and off-white shelves. In the fifteen minutes since effecting entry in here via the men’s room of the coffee shop next door, a window to the basement of this building and a brief squirm through an air-conditioning duct (pushing his pea coat ahead of himself), Kelp had pretty well browsed completely among all the treasures available here. Time to call it a night, probably.

John should have a personal computer, Kelp thought, but even as he thought it, he knew just how hard a sell John was likely to be. Tough to get him to accept anything new; like his attitude toward telephones, for instance.

But a personal computer, a good PC of your very own, that was something else. That was a tool, as useful, indeed as necessary, as a Toast-R-Oven. Wandering back over to the software displays, Kelp picked up a copy of Managing Your Money. Surely, even John would be able to see the advantage in a program like that. If he seemed at all interested, they could go out together tomorrow, or maybe even later tonight, and shop for a PC and a printer and a mouse. Maybe come back here, in fact. Kelp, so far, had enjoyed doing business with Serious Business.