"Stanislaw Lem. Sexplosion " - читать интересную книгу автораtheir congregation to wise up, appealing to higher, spiritual ideals. But
the public was deaf to this choir of authorities. Pleas and sermons, pleading to humane ideals didn't work. It was all useless. Only the Japanese, known for their obedience, with their teeth grinding, answered the call. The government tried material means, rewards and bonuses, honorary medals, the competitions for the best childbearer. When that didn't help they stooped to repressive measures. The populations of whole regions would dodge the childbearing duties; young people would run away into the woods, the older people would produce fake certificates of impotence. Public committees were eaten away by bribery. Everyone was eager to watch if the neighbor is neglecting their duties but would dodge, as they only could, this hard sexual labor. Now the disaster is just a memory in the mind of the old man who is sitting on Cleopatra's lap. The human kind didn't die out. Fertilization is now done in sanitary, sterile and hygienic way, much like a vaccination. The epoch of great trials changed to a relative stability. But the culture can't stand the void. And the void that resulted after the sexplosion was filled with gastronomy. Gastronomy is divided into regular and indecent. Many gluttonous perversions and the books of restaurant pornography are in existance. Injesting food in some poses is deemed to be incredibly obscene. It is prohibited, for example, to eat fruits while kneeled (And that's what a sect of kneeling perverts is fighting for). You can't eat spinach and eggs upside down. But underground restaurants still thrive (could it be otherwise?) where connoisseurs and gorge so much the viewers salivate. Pornoculinary books are smuggled in from Denmark and describe such truly awful things as eating eggs through a straw, while poking fingers into spinach seasoned with garlic and sniffing the goulash seasoned with red pepper, while lying on the table and wrapped into the table cloth, with legs tied to a coffee maker that replaces a chandelier in this orgy. Pulitzer Prize this year was given for a novel about a shameless guy who first rubbed the floor with truffle paste and then licked it off having rolled in spaghetti to his heart content. The ideal of beauty changed - the most beautiful is being a 350-pound hulk, which testifies to the enviable eating capacity. The fashion also changed - now you can't tell a woman from a man by clothes. And the congresses of most advanced countries debate a question of teaching the young people the mysteries of the act of digestion. So far this questionable topic is prohibited. And, finally, biologists are really close to solving the problem of totally eliminating sex - the remnant of the dark ages. The fetus will be conceived synthetically and grown using genetic engineering and develop into a sexless individual. That will be the end of horrible memories that are still alive in the minds of those who survived the sexplosion. In brightly lit laboratories, in this temples of progress, a great hermaphrodite (more correctly, sexlessite) will be born and the human kind, having done away with its shameful past, will, without any inhibitions, taste the fruit. Gastronomically forbidden, of course. |
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