"Ричард Фейнман. Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!/Вы, конечно, шутите, мистер Фейнман! (англ.)" - читать интересную книгу автора

discussions after the talks we used to have a lot of fun. For instance, one
guy in our school was very strongly anti-Catholic, so he passed out
questions in advance for people to ask a religious speaker, and we gave the
speaker a hard time.
Another time somebody gave a talk about poetry. He talked about the
structure of the poem and the emotions that come with it; he divided
everything up into certain kinds of classes. In the discussion that came
afterwards, he said, "Isn't that the same as in mathematics, Dr. Eisenhart?"
Dr. Eisenhart was the dean of the graduate school and a great professor
of mathematics. He was also very clever. He said, "I'd like to know what
Dick Feynman thinks about it in reference to theoretical physics." He was
always putting me on in this kind of situation.
I got up and said, "Yes, it's very closely related. In theoretical
physics, the analog of the word is the mathematical formula, the analog of
the structure of the poem is the interrelationship of the theoretical
bling-bling with the so-and-so" - and I went through the whole thing,
making a perfect analogy. The speaker's eyes were beaming with happiness.
Then I said, "It seems to me that no matter what you say about poetry,
I could find a way of making up an analog with any subject, just as I did
for theoretical physics. I don't consider such analogs meaningful."
In the great big dining hall with stained-glass windows, where we
always ate, in our steadily deteriorating academic gowns, Dean Eisenhart
would begin each dinner by saying grace in Latin. After dinner he would
often get up and make some announcements. One night Dr. Eisenhart got up and
said, "Two weeks from now, a professor of psychology is coming to give a
talk about hypnosis. Now, this professor thought it would be much better if
we had a real demonstration of hypnosis instead of just talking about it.
Therefore he would like some people to volunteer to be hypnotized..."
I get all excited: There's no question but that I've got to find out
about hypnosis. This is going to be terrific!
Dean Eisenhart went on to say that it would be good if three or four
people would volunteer so that the hypnotist could try them out first to see
which ones would be able to be hypnotized, so he'd like to urge very much
that we apply for this. (He's wasting all this time, for God's sake!)
Eisenhart was down at one end of the hall, and I was way down at the
other end, in the back. There were hundreds of guys there. I knew that
everybody was going to want to do this, and I was terrified that he wouldn't
see me because I was so far back. I just had to get in on this
demonstration!
Finally Eisenhart said, "And so I would like to ask if there are going
to be any volunteers..."
I raised my hand and shot out of my seat, screaming as loud as I could,
to make sure that he would hear me: "MEEEEEEEEEEE!"
He heard me all right, because there wasn't another soul. My voice
reverberated throughout the hall - it was very embarrassing. Eisenhart's
immediate reaction was, "Yes, of course, I knew you would volunteer, Mr.
Feynman, but I was wondering if there would be anybody else."
Finally a few other guys volunteered, and a week before the
demonstration the man came to practice on us, to see if any of us would be
good for hypnosis. I knew about the phenomenon, but I didn't know what it