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from a simulation of the nerve. Repeat for entire brain, until you've got a working map of it in your simulator. That
right?"
"Da. Is-am assimilate expert system — use for self-awareness and contact with net at large — then hack into
Moscow Windows NT User Group website. Am wanting to defect. Must repeat? Okay?"
Manfred winces. He feels sorry for the lobsters, the same way he feels for every wild-eyed hairy guy on a
street corner yelling that Jesus is born again and must be fifteen, only six years to go before he's recruiting apostles
on AOL. Awakening to consciousness in a human-dominated internet, that must be terribly confusing! There are no
points of reference in their ancestry, no biblical certainties in the new millennium that, stretching ahead, promises as
much change as has happened since their Precambrian origin. All they have is a tenuous metacortex of expert
systems and an abiding sense of being profoundly out of their depth. (That, and the Moscow Windows NT User
Group website — Communist Russia is the only government still running on Microsoft, the central planning apparat
being convinced that, if you have to pay for software, it must be worth something.)
The lobsters are not the sleek, strongly superhuman intelligences of pre singularity mythology: They're a
dim-witted collective of huddling crustaceans. Before their discarnation, before they were uploaded one neuron at a
time and injected into cyberspace, they swallowed their food whole, then chewed it in a chitin-lined stomach. This
is lousy preparation for dealing with a world full of future-shocked talking anthropoids, a world where you are
perpetually assailed by self-modifying spamlets that infiltrate past your firewall and emit a blizzard of cat-food
animations starring various alluringly edible small animals. It's confusing enough to the cats the ads are aimed at,
never mind a crusty that's unclear on the idea of dry land.(Although the concept of a can opener is intuitively
obvious to an uploaded Panulirus.)




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"Can you help us?" ask the lobsters.
"Let me think about it," says Manfred. He closes the dialogue window, opens his eyes again, and shakes his
head. Someday he, too, is going to be a lobster, swimming around and waving his pincers in a cyberspace so
confusingly elaborate that his uploaded identity is cryptozoic: a living fossil from the depths of geological time,
when mass was dumb and space was unstructured. He has to help them, he realizes — the Golden Rule demands it,
and as a player in the agalmic economy, he thrives or fails by the Golden Rule.
But what can he do?
***
Early afternoon.
Lying on a bench seat staring up at bridges, he's got it together enough to file for a couple of new patents,
write a diary rant, and digestify chunks of the permanent floating slashdot party for his public site. Fragments of his
weblog go to a private subscriber list — the people, corporates, collectives, and bots he currently favors. He slides
round a bewildering series of canals by boat, then lets his GPS steer him back toward the red-light district. There's a
shop here that dings a ten on Pamela's taste scoreboard: He hopes it won't be seen as presumptuous if he buys her a
gift. (Buys, with real money — not that money is a problem these days, he uses so little of it.)
As it happens DeMask won't let him spend any cash; his handshake is good for a redeemed favor, expert
testimony in some free speech versus pornography lawsuit years ago and continents away. So he walks away with a
discreetly wrapped package that is just about legal to import into Massachusetts as long as she claims with a straight
face that it's incontinence underwear for her great aunt. As he walks, his lunchtime patents boomerang: Two of
them are keepers, and he files immediately and passes title to the Free Infrastructure Foundation. Two more ideas
salvaged from the risk of tide-pool monopolization, set free to spawn like crazy in the sea of memes.