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And Then There Were None
Eric Frank Russell



The battleship was eight hundred feet in diameter and slightly more than one mile long.
Mass like that takes up room and makes a dent. This one sprawled right across one field and
halfway through the next. Its weight was a rut twenty feet deep which would be there for
keeps.
On board were two thousand people divisible into three distinct types. The tall, lean,
crinkly-eyed ones were the crew. The crophaired, heavy-jowled ones were the troops.
Finally, the expressionless, balding and myopic ones were the cargo of bureaucrats.
The first of these types viewed this world with the professional but aloof interest of people
everlastingly giving a planet the swift once-over before chasing along to the next. The
troops regarded it with a mixture of tough contempt and boredom. The bureaucrats peered
at it with cold authority. Each according to his lights.
This lot were accustomed to new worlds, had dealt with them by the dozens and reduced
the process to mere routine. The task before them would have been nothing more than
repetition of well-used, smoothly operating technique but for one thing: the entire bunch
were in a jam and did not know it.
Emergence from the ship was in strict order of precedence. First, the Imperial
Ambassador. Second, the battleship’s captain. Third, the officer commanding the ground
forces. Fourth, the senior civil servant.
Then, of course, the next grade lower, in the same order: His Excellency’s private
secretary, the ship’s second officer, the deputy commander of troops, the penultimate pen
pusher.
Down another grade, then another, until there was left only His Excellency’s barber, boot
wiper and valet, crew members with the lowly status of O.S.—Ordinary Spaceman—the
military nonentities in the ranks, and a few temporary ink-pot fillers dreaming of the day
when they would be made permanent and given a desk of their own. This last collection of
unfortunates remained aboard to clean ship and refrain from smoking, by command.
Had this world been alien, hostile and well-armed, the order of exit would have been
reversed, exemplifying the Biblical promise that the last shall be first and the first shall be
last. But this planet, although officially new, unofficially was not new and certainly was not
alien. In ledgers and dusty ifies some two hundred light-years away it was recorded as a
cryptic number and classified as a ripe plum long overdue for picking. There had been
considerable delay in the harvesting due to a superabundance of other still riper plums
elsewhere.
According to the records, this planet was on the outermost fringe of a huge assortment of
worlds which had been settled immediately following the Great Explosion. Every school child
knew all about the Great Explosion, which was no more than the spectacular name given to
the bursting outward of masses of humanity when the Blieder drive superseded atomic-
powered rockets and practically handed them the cosmos on a platter.
At that time, between three and five hundred years ago, every family, group, cult or
clique that imagined it could do better some place else had taken to the star trails. The
restless, the ambitious, the malcontents, the eccentrics, the antisocial, the fidgety and the
just plain curious, away they had roared by the dozens, the hundreds, the thousands.

Some two hundred thousand had come to this particular world, the last of them arriving
three centuries back. As usual, ninety per cent of the mainstream had consisted of friends,