IT WAS FUN having company for breakfast, especially company
small enough to sit on the table. The Fuzzy tasted Grego’s
coffee; he didn’t care for it. He liked fruit juice and
sipped some. Then he nibbled Extee-Three, and watched quite calmly
while Grego lit a cigarette, but manifested no desire to try one.
He’d probably seen humans smoking, and may have picked up a
lighted cigarette and either burned himself or hadn’t liked
it.
Grego poured more coffee, and then put on the screen. The Fuzzy
turned to look at it. Screens were fun: interesting things happened
in them. He was fascinated by the kaleidoscopic jumble of color.
Then it cleared, and Myra Fallada appeared in it.
“Good morning, Mr. Grego,” she started. Then she
choked. Her mouth stayed open, and her eyes bulged as though she
had just swallowed a glass of hundred-and-fifty-proof rum thinking
it iced tea. Her hand rose falteringly to point.
“Mr. Grego! That . . . Is that a Fuzzy?”
The Fuzzy was delighted; this was a lot more fun than the man in
the blue clothes, last night.
“That’s right. I found him making himself at home,
here, last evening.” He wondered how many more times
he’d have to go over that. “All I can get out of him is
yeeks. For all I know, he may be a big stockholder.”
After consideration, Myra decided this was a joke. A
sacrilegious joke; Mr. Grego oughtn’t to make jokes like that
about the Company.
“Well, what are you going to do with it?”
“Him? Why, if he wants to stay, fix up a place for him
here.”
“But . . . But it’s a Fuzzy!”
The Company lost its charter because of Fuzzies. Fuzzies were
the enemy, and loyal Company people oughtn’t to fraternize
with them, least of all Mr. Grego.
“Miss Fallada, the Fuzzies were on this planet for a
hundred thousand years before the Company was ever thought
of.” Pity he hadn’t taken that attitude from the start.
“This Fuzzy is a very nice little fellow, who wants to be
friends with me. If he wants to stay with me, I’ll be very
happy to have him.” He closed the subject by asking what had
come in so far this morning.
“Well, the girls have most of the morning reports from
last night processed; they’ll be on your desk when you come
down. And then . . . ”
And then, the usual budget of gripes and queries. He thought
most of them had been settled the day before.
“All right; pile it up on me. Has Mr. Coombes called
yet?”
Yes. He was going to be busy all day. He would call again before
noon, and would be around at cocktail time. That was all right.
Leslie knew what he had to do and how to do it. When he got Myra
off the screen, he called Chief Steefer.
Harry Steefer didn’t have to zip up his tunic or try to
look wide awake; he looked that way already. He was a retired
Federation Army officer and had a triple row of ribbon on his left
breast to prove it.
“Good morning, Mr. Grego.” Then he smiled and nodded
at the other person in view in his screen. “I see you still
have the trespasser.”
“Guest, Chief. What’s been learned about
him?”
“Well, not too much, yet. I have what you gave Captain
Lansky last night; he’s tabulated all the reports and
complaints on this wave of ransackings and petty thefts. A rather
imposing list, by the way. Shall I give it to you in
full?”
“No; just summarize it.”
“Well, it started, apparently, with ransacking in a couple
of offices and a ladies’ lounge on the eighth level down. No
valuables taken, but things tossed around and left in disorder, and
candy and other edibles taken. It’s been going on like that
ever since, on progressively higher levels. There were reports that
somebody was in a couple of cafeteria supply rooms, without
evidence of entrance.”
“Human entrance, that is.”
“Yes. Lansky had a couple of detectives look those places
over last night; he says that a Fuzzy could have squirmed into all
of them. I had reports on all of it as it happened. Incidentally,
there was nothing reported for last night, which confirms the
supposition that your Fuzzy was responsible for all of
it.”
“Regular little vest-pocket crime wave, aren’t
you.” He pummeled the Fuzzy gently. “And there was
nothing before the night of the sixteenth or below the eighth level
down?”
“That’s right, Mr. Grego. I wanted to talk to you
before I did anything, but there may be a chance that either Dr.
Mallin or Dr. Jimenez may know something about it.”
“I’ll talk to both of them, myself. Dr. Jimenez was
over on Beta until a day or so before the trial; after he’d
trapped the four Dr. Mallin was studying, he stayed on to study the
Fuzzies in habitat. He had a couple of men helping him, paid
hunters or rangers or something of the sort.”
“I’ll find out who they were,” Steefer said.
“And, of course, almost anybody who works out of Company
House on Beta Continent may have picked the Fuzzy up and brought
him back and let him get away. We’ll do all we can to find
out about this, Mr. Grego.”
He thanked Steefer and blanked the screen, and punched out the
call combination of Leslie Coombes’s apartment. Coombes, in a
dressing gown, answered at once; he was in his library, with a
coffee service and a stack of papers in front of him. He smiled and
greeted Grego; then his eyes shifted, and the smile broadened.
“Well! Touching scene; Victor Grego and his Fuzzy. If you
can’t lick them, join them,” he commented. “When
and where did you pick him up?”
“I didn’t; he joined me.” He told Coombes
about it. “What I want to find out now is who brought him
here.”
“My advice is, have him flown back to Beta and turned
loose in the woods where he came from. Rainsford agreed not to
prosecute us for what we did before the trial, but if he finds
you’re keeping a Fuzzy at Company House now, he’ll
throw the book at you.”
“But he likes it here. He wants to stay with Pappy Vic.
Don’t you, kid?” he asked. The Fuzzy said something
that sounded like agreement. “Suppose you go to Pendarvis and
make application for papers of guardianship for me, like the ones
he gave Holloway and George Lunt and Rainsford.”
A gleam began to creep into Leslie Coombes’s eyes.
He’d like nothing better than a chance at a return bout with
Gus Brannhard, with a not-completely-hopeless case.
“I believe I could . . . ” Then he banished temptation.
“No; we have too much on our hands now, without another Fuzzy
trial. Get rid of him, Victor.” He held up a hand to
forestall a protest. “I’ll be around for cocktails,
about 1730-ish,” he said, “You think it over till
then.”
Well, maybe Leslie was right. He agreed, and for a while they
talked about the political situation. The Fuzzy became bored and
jumped down from the table. After they blanked their screens he
looked around and couldn’t see him.
The door to the pantry-storeroom-toolroom-junkroom was open;
maybe he was in there investigating things. That was all right; he
couldn’t make the existing mess any worse. Grego poured more
coffee and lit another cigarette.
There was a loud crash from beyond the open door, and an alarmed
yeek, followed by more crashing and thumping and Fuzzy cries of
distress. Jumping to his feet, he ran to the door and looked
inside.
The Fuzzy was in the middle of a puddle of brownish gunk that
had spilled from an open five gallon can which seemed to have
fallen from a shelf. Sniffing, he recognized it—a glaze for baked
meats, mostly molasses, that the chef had mixed from a recipe of
his own. It took about a pint to glaze a whole ham, so the damned
fool had mixed five gallons of it. Most of it had gone on the
Fuzzy, and in attempting to get away from the deluge he had upset a
lot of jars of spices and herbs, samples of which were sticking to
his fur. Then he had put his foot on a sheet of paper, and it had
stuck; trying to pull it loose, it had stuck to his hands, too. As
soon as he saw Pappy Vic, he gave a desperate yeek of appeal.
“Yes, yeek yourself.” He caught the Fuzzy, who flung
both adhesive arms around his neck. “Come on, here;
let’s get you cleaned up.”
Carrying the Fuzzy into the bathroom, he dumped him into the
tub, then tore off the hopelessly ruined shirt. Trousers all
spotted with the stuff, too; change them when he finished the job.
He brought a jar of shampoo soap from the closet and turned on the
hot water, tempering it to what he estimated the Fuzzy could
stand.
Now, wasn’t this a Nifflheim of a business? As if he
hadn’t anything to do but wash Fuzzies.
He rubbed the soap into the Fuzzy’s fur; the Fuzzy first
resented and then decided he liked it, shrieked in pleasure, and
grabbed a handful of the soap and tried to shampoo Grego. Finally,
they got finished with it. The Fuzzy liked the hot-air dryer, too.
He’d never had a shampoo before.
His fur clean and dry and fluffy, he sat on the bed and watched
Pappy Vic change clothes. It was amazing the way the Big Ones could
change their outer skins; must be very convenient. He made remarks,
from time to time, and Grego carried on a conversation with
him.
After he had dressed, Grego recorded a message for the houseboy,
to be passed on to the chef and the gardener, to get everything to
Nifflheim out of that back room that didn’t belong there, and
to keep what little did in some kind of decent order. If that place
could be kept in order, now, the Fuzzy had one positive
accomplishment to his credit.
They took the lift down to the top executive level—lifts
appeared to be a new experience for the Fuzzy, too—and into his
private office. The Fuzzy looked around in wonder, especially at
the big globe of Zarathustra, floating six feet off the floor on
its own built-in contragravity unit, spotlighted from above to
simulate Zarathustra’s KO-class sun, its two satellites
circling around it. Finally, for a better view, he jumped up on a
chair.
“If I had any idea you’d stay there . . . ” He
flipped the screen switch and got Myra on it. “I had a few
things to clean up before I could come down,” he told her,
with literal truthfulness. “How many girls have we in the
front office, this morning?”
There were eight, and they were all busy. Myra started to tell
him what with; maybe four could handle it at a pinch, and six
without undue strain. That was another thing the Charterless
Zarathustra Company would have to economize on.
“Well, they can look after the Fuzzy, too,” he said.
“Take turns with him. He’s in here, trying to make up
his mind what kind of deviltry to get into next. Come get him, and
take him out and tell the girls to keep him innocently
amused.”
“But, Mr. Grego; they have work . . . ”
“This is more work. We’ll find out which one gets
along best with him, and promote her to chief Fuzzy-sitter. Are we
going to let one Fuzzy disrupt our whole organization?”
Myra started to remind him of what the Fuzzies had done to the
company already, then said, “Yes, Mr. Grego,” and
blanked the screen. A moment later she entered.
She and the Fuzzy looked at one another in mutual hostility and
suspicion. She took a hesitant step forward; the Fuzzy yeeked
angrily, dodged when she reached for him, and ran to Grego, jumping
onto his lap.
“She won’t hurt you,” he soothed. “This
is Myra; she likes Fuzzies. Don’t you, Myra?” “He
stroked the Fuzzy. “I’m afraid he doesn’t like
you.”
“Well, that makes it mutual,” Myra said. “Mr.
Grego, I am your secretary. I am not an animal keeper.”
“Fuzzies are not animals. They are sapient beings. The
Chief Justice himself said so. Have you never heard of the
Pendarvis Decisions?”
“Have I heard of anything else, lately? Mr. Grego, how you
can make a pet of that little demon, after all that’s
happened . . . ”
“All right, Myra. I’ll take him.”
He went through Myra’s office and into the big room they
called executive operations center, through which reports from all
over the Company’s shrunken but still extensive empire
reached him and his decisions and directives and orders and
instructions were handed down to his subjects. There were eight
girls there, none particularly busy. One was reading alternately
from several sets of clipboarded papers and talking into a
vocowriter. Another was making a subdued clatter with a teleprint
machine. A third was at a drawing board, constructing one of those
multicolored zigzag graphs so dear to the organizational heart. The
rest sat smoking and chatting; they all made hasty pretense of
busying themselves as he entered. Then one of them saw the Fuzzy in
his arms.
“Look! Mr. Grego has a Fuzzy!”
“Why, it’s a real live Fuzzy!”
Then they were all on their feet and crowding forward in a swirl
of colored dresses and perfumes and eager, laughing voices and
pretty, smiling faces.
“Where did you get him, Mr. Grego?”
“Oh, can we see him?”
“Yes, girls.” He set the Fuzzy down on the floor.
“I don’t know where he came from, but I think he wants
to stay with us. I’m going to leave him here for a while.
Don’t let him interfere too much with your work, but keep an
eye on him and don’t let him get into any trouble.
It’ll be at least an hour before I have anything ready to go
out. You can give him anything you’d eat yourselves; if he
doesn’t want, he won’t take it. I don’t think
he’s very hungry right now. And don’t kill him with
affection.”
When he went out, they were all sitting on the floor in a circle
around the Fuzzy, who was having a wonderful time. He told Myra to
leave the doors of her office open so he could go through when he
wanted to. Then he went through another door, into the computer
room.
It was quarter-circular; two straight walls twenty feet long at
right angles and the curved wall between, the latter occupied by
the input board for the situation-analysis and operation-guidance
computers. This was a band of pale green plastic, three feet wide,
divided into foot squares by horizontal and vertical red lines,
each square perforated with thousands of tiny holes, in some of
them little plug-in lights twinkled in every color of the
spectrum. Three levels down, a whole floor was occupied with the
computers this board serviced. From it, new information was added
in the quasi-mathematical symbology computers understood.
He stood for a moment, looking at the Christmas-tree lights.
Nothing in the world would have tempted him to touch it; he knew
far too little about it. He wondered if they had started the
computers working on the sunstone-buying policy problem, then went
out into his own office, closing the door behind him, and sat down
at his desk.
In the old, pre-Fuzzy days, he would have spent a leisurely
couple of hours here, drinking more coffee and going over reports.
Once in a while he would have made some comment, or asked a
question, or made a suggestion, to show that he was keeping up with
what was going on. Only rarely would any situation arise requiring
his personal action.
Now everybody was having situations; things he had thought
settled at the marathon staff conference of the past four days were
coming unstuck; conflicts were developing. He had to make
screen-calls to people he would never have bothered talking to
under ordinary circumstances—the superintendent of the meat-packing
plant on Delta Continent, the chief engineer on the now-idle Big
Blackwater drainage project, the master mechanic at the
nuclear-electric power-unit plant. He welcomed one such necessity,
the master mechanic at the electronics-equipment factory; they were
starting production of ultrasonic hearing-aids for the Government,
and he ordered half a dozen sent around to his office. When he got
one of them, he could hear what his new friend was saying.
Myra Fallada came in, dithering in the doorway till he had
finished talking to the chief of chemical industries about a
bottleneck in blasting-explosive production. As soon as he blanked
the screen, she began.
“Mr. Grego, you will simply have to get that horrid
creature out of operations center. The girls aren’t doing a
bit of work, and the noise is driving me simply mad!”
He could hear shrieks of laughter, and the running scamper of
Fuzzy feet. Now that he thought of it, he had been hearing that for
some time.
“And I positively can’t work . . . Aaaaaa!”
Something bright red hit her on the back of the head and bounced
into the room. A red plastic bag, a sponge bag or swimsuit bag or
something like that, stuffed with tissue paper. The Fuzzy ran into
the room, dodging past Myra, and hurled it back, within inches of
her face, then ran after it.
“Well, yes, Myra. I’m afraid this is being carried a
bit far.” He rose and went past her into her office, in time
to see the improvised softball come whizzing at him from the big
office beyond. He caught it and went on through; the Fuzzy ran
ahead of him to a tall girl with red hair who stooped and caught
him up.
“Look, girls,” he said, “I said keep the Fuzzy
amused; I didn’t say turn this into a kindergarten with the
teacher gone AWOL. It’s bad enough to have the Fuzzies tear
up our charter, without letting them stop work on what we have
left.”
“Well, it did get a little out of hand,” the tall
redhead understated.
“Yes. Slightly.” Nobody was going to
under-understate him. What was her name? Sandra Glenn.
“Sandra, he seems to like you. You take care of him. Just
keep him quiet and keep him from bothering everybody
else.”
He hoped she wouldn’t ask him how. She didn’t; she
just said, “I’ll try, Mr. Grego.” He decided to
settle for that; that was all anybody could do.
By the time he got back to his desk, there was a call from the
head of Public Services, wanting to know what he was going to tell
the school teachers about their job futures. When he got rid of
that, he called Dr. Ernst Mallin at Science Center.
The acting head of Science Center was fussily neat in an
uncompromisingly black and white costume which matched his
uncompromisingly black and white mind. He had a narrow face and a
small, tight mouth; it had been an arrogantly positive face once.
Now it was the face of a man who expects the chair he is sitting on
to collapse under him at any moment.
“Good morning, Mr. Grego.” Apprehensive, and trying
not to show it.
“Good morning, Doctor. Those Fuzzies you were working with
before the trial; the ones Dr. and Mrs. van Riebeek have now. Were
they the only ones you had?”
The question took Mallin by surprise. They were, he stated
positively. And to the best of his knowledge Juan Jimenez, who had
secured them for him, had caught no others.
“Have you talked to Dr. Jimenez yet?” he asked,
after hearing about the Fuzzy in Company House. “I
don’t believe he brought any when he came in from Beta
Continent.”
“No, not yet. I wanted to talk to you, first, about the
Fuzzy and about something else. Dr. Mallin, I gather you’re
not exactly happy in charge of Science Center.”
“No, Mr. Grego. I took it over because it was the only
thing to do at the time, but now that the trial is over, I’d
much rather go back to my own work.”
“Well, so you shall, and your salary definitely
won’t suffer because of it. And I want to assure you again of
my complete confidence in you, Doctor. During the Fuzzy trouble you
did the best any man could have, in a thoroughly impossible
situation . . . ”
He watched the anxiety ebb out of Mallin’s face; before he
was finished, the psychologist was smiling one of his tight little
smiles.
“Now, there’s the matter of your successor. What
would you think of Juan Jimenez?”
Mallin frowned. Have to make a show of thinking it over, and he
was one of these people who thought with his face.
“He’s rather young, but I believe it would be a good
choice, Mr. Grego. I won’t presume to speak of his ability as
a scientist, his field is rather far from mine. But he has
executive ability, capacity for decisions and for supervision, and
gets along well with people. Yes; I should recommend him.” He
paused, then asked, “Do you think he’ll accept
it?”
“What do you think, Doctor?”
Mallin chuckled. “That was a foolish question,” he
admitted. “Mr. Grego; this Fuzzy. You still have him at
Company House? What are you going to do with him?”
“Well, I had hoped to keep him, but I’m afraid I
can’t. He is a little too enterprising. He made my apartment
look like a slightly used battlefield this morning, and now
he’s turning the office into a three-ring circus. And Leslie
Coombes advises me to get rid of him; he thinks it may start
Rainsford after us again. I think I’ll have him taken back to
Beta and liberated there.”
“I’d like to have him, myself, Mr. Grego. Just keep
him at my home and play with him and talk to him and try to find
how he thinks about things. Mr. Grego, those Fuzzies are the sanest
people I have ever seen. I know; I tried to drive the ones I had
psychotic with frustration-situation experiments, and I simply
couldn’t. If we could learn their basic psychological
patterns, it would be the greatest advance in psychology and
psychiatry since Freud.”
He meant it. He was a different Ernst Mallin now; ready to
learn, to conquer his own ignorance instead of denying it. But what
he wanted was out of the question.
“I’m sorry, believe me I am. But if I gave you the
Fuzzy, Leslie Coombes would have a fit, and that’s nothing to
what Ben Rainsford would have; he’d bring prosecutions
against the lot of us. If I do keep him, you’ll have
opportunity to study him, but I’m afraid I
can’t.”
He brought the conversation to a close, and blanked the screen.
The noise had stopped in operation center; the work probably had,
too. He didn’t want to get rid of the Fuzzy. He was a nice
little fellow. But . . .
IT WAS FUN having company for breakfast, especially company
small enough to sit on the table. The Fuzzy tasted Grego’s
coffee; he didn’t care for it. He liked fruit juice and
sipped some. Then he nibbled Extee-Three, and watched quite calmly
while Grego lit a cigarette, but manifested no desire to try one.
He’d probably seen humans smoking, and may have picked up a
lighted cigarette and either burned himself or hadn’t liked
it.
Grego poured more coffee, and then put on the screen. The Fuzzy
turned to look at it. Screens were fun: interesting things happened
in them. He was fascinated by the kaleidoscopic jumble of color.
Then it cleared, and Myra Fallada appeared in it.
“Good morning, Mr. Grego,” she started. Then she
choked. Her mouth stayed open, and her eyes bulged as though she
had just swallowed a glass of hundred-and-fifty-proof rum thinking
it iced tea. Her hand rose falteringly to point.
“Mr. Grego! That . . . Is that a Fuzzy?”
The Fuzzy was delighted; this was a lot more fun than the man in
the blue clothes, last night.
“That’s right. I found him making himself at home,
here, last evening.” He wondered how many more times
he’d have to go over that. “All I can get out of him is
yeeks. For all I know, he may be a big stockholder.”
After consideration, Myra decided this was a joke. A
sacrilegious joke; Mr. Grego oughtn’t to make jokes like that
about the Company.
“Well, what are you going to do with it?”
“Him? Why, if he wants to stay, fix up a place for him
here.”
“But . . . But it’s a Fuzzy!”
The Company lost its charter because of Fuzzies. Fuzzies were
the enemy, and loyal Company people oughtn’t to fraternize
with them, least of all Mr. Grego.
“Miss Fallada, the Fuzzies were on this planet for a
hundred thousand years before the Company was ever thought
of.” Pity he hadn’t taken that attitude from the start.
“This Fuzzy is a very nice little fellow, who wants to be
friends with me. If he wants to stay with me, I’ll be very
happy to have him.” He closed the subject by asking what had
come in so far this morning.
“Well, the girls have most of the morning reports from
last night processed; they’ll be on your desk when you come
down. And then . . . ”
And then, the usual budget of gripes and queries. He thought
most of them had been settled the day before.
“All right; pile it up on me. Has Mr. Coombes called
yet?”
Yes. He was going to be busy all day. He would call again before
noon, and would be around at cocktail time. That was all right.
Leslie knew what he had to do and how to do it. When he got Myra
off the screen, he called Chief Steefer.
Harry Steefer didn’t have to zip up his tunic or try to
look wide awake; he looked that way already. He was a retired
Federation Army officer and had a triple row of ribbon on his left
breast to prove it.
“Good morning, Mr. Grego.” Then he smiled and nodded
at the other person in view in his screen. “I see you still
have the trespasser.”
“Guest, Chief. What’s been learned about
him?”
“Well, not too much, yet. I have what you gave Captain
Lansky last night; he’s tabulated all the reports and
complaints on this wave of ransackings and petty thefts. A rather
imposing list, by the way. Shall I give it to you in
full?”
“No; just summarize it.”
“Well, it started, apparently, with ransacking in a couple
of offices and a ladies’ lounge on the eighth level down. No
valuables taken, but things tossed around and left in disorder, and
candy and other edibles taken. It’s been going on like that
ever since, on progressively higher levels. There were reports that
somebody was in a couple of cafeteria supply rooms, without
evidence of entrance.”
“Human entrance, that is.”
“Yes. Lansky had a couple of detectives look those places
over last night; he says that a Fuzzy could have squirmed into all
of them. I had reports on all of it as it happened. Incidentally,
there was nothing reported for last night, which confirms the
supposition that your Fuzzy was responsible for all of
it.”
“Regular little vest-pocket crime wave, aren’t
you.” He pummeled the Fuzzy gently. “And there was
nothing before the night of the sixteenth or below the eighth level
down?”
“That’s right, Mr. Grego. I wanted to talk to you
before I did anything, but there may be a chance that either Dr.
Mallin or Dr. Jimenez may know something about it.”
“I’ll talk to both of them, myself. Dr. Jimenez was
over on Beta until a day or so before the trial; after he’d
trapped the four Dr. Mallin was studying, he stayed on to study the
Fuzzies in habitat. He had a couple of men helping him, paid
hunters or rangers or something of the sort.”
“I’ll find out who they were,” Steefer said.
“And, of course, almost anybody who works out of Company
House on Beta Continent may have picked the Fuzzy up and brought
him back and let him get away. We’ll do all we can to find
out about this, Mr. Grego.”
He thanked Steefer and blanked the screen, and punched out the
call combination of Leslie Coombes’s apartment. Coombes, in a
dressing gown, answered at once; he was in his library, with a
coffee service and a stack of papers in front of him. He smiled and
greeted Grego; then his eyes shifted, and the smile broadened.
“Well! Touching scene; Victor Grego and his Fuzzy. If you
can’t lick them, join them,” he commented. “When
and where did you pick him up?”
“I didn’t; he joined me.” He told Coombes
about it. “What I want to find out now is who brought him
here.”
“My advice is, have him flown back to Beta and turned
loose in the woods where he came from. Rainsford agreed not to
prosecute us for what we did before the trial, but if he finds
you’re keeping a Fuzzy at Company House now, he’ll
throw the book at you.”
“But he likes it here. He wants to stay with Pappy Vic.
Don’t you, kid?” he asked. The Fuzzy said something
that sounded like agreement. “Suppose you go to Pendarvis and
make application for papers of guardianship for me, like the ones
he gave Holloway and George Lunt and Rainsford.”
A gleam began to creep into Leslie Coombes’s eyes.
He’d like nothing better than a chance at a return bout with
Gus Brannhard, with a not-completely-hopeless case.
“I believe I could . . . ” Then he banished temptation.
“No; we have too much on our hands now, without another Fuzzy
trial. Get rid of him, Victor.” He held up a hand to
forestall a protest. “I’ll be around for cocktails,
about 1730-ish,” he said, “You think it over till
then.”
Well, maybe Leslie was right. He agreed, and for a while they
talked about the political situation. The Fuzzy became bored and
jumped down from the table. After they blanked their screens he
looked around and couldn’t see him.
The door to the pantry-storeroom-toolroom-junkroom was open;
maybe he was in there investigating things. That was all right; he
couldn’t make the existing mess any worse. Grego poured more
coffee and lit another cigarette.
There was a loud crash from beyond the open door, and an alarmed
yeek, followed by more crashing and thumping and Fuzzy cries of
distress. Jumping to his feet, he ran to the door and looked
inside.
The Fuzzy was in the middle of a puddle of brownish gunk that
had spilled from an open five gallon can which seemed to have
fallen from a shelf. Sniffing, he recognized it—a glaze for baked
meats, mostly molasses, that the chef had mixed from a recipe of
his own. It took about a pint to glaze a whole ham, so the damned
fool had mixed five gallons of it. Most of it had gone on the
Fuzzy, and in attempting to get away from the deluge he had upset a
lot of jars of spices and herbs, samples of which were sticking to
his fur. Then he had put his foot on a sheet of paper, and it had
stuck; trying to pull it loose, it had stuck to his hands, too. As
soon as he saw Pappy Vic, he gave a desperate yeek of appeal.
“Yes, yeek yourself.” He caught the Fuzzy, who flung
both adhesive arms around his neck. “Come on, here;
let’s get you cleaned up.”
Carrying the Fuzzy into the bathroom, he dumped him into the
tub, then tore off the hopelessly ruined shirt. Trousers all
spotted with the stuff, too; change them when he finished the job.
He brought a jar of shampoo soap from the closet and turned on the
hot water, tempering it to what he estimated the Fuzzy could
stand.
Now, wasn’t this a Nifflheim of a business? As if he
hadn’t anything to do but wash Fuzzies.
He rubbed the soap into the Fuzzy’s fur; the Fuzzy first
resented and then decided he liked it, shrieked in pleasure, and
grabbed a handful of the soap and tried to shampoo Grego. Finally,
they got finished with it. The Fuzzy liked the hot-air dryer, too.
He’d never had a shampoo before.
His fur clean and dry and fluffy, he sat on the bed and watched
Pappy Vic change clothes. It was amazing the way the Big Ones could
change their outer skins; must be very convenient. He made remarks,
from time to time, and Grego carried on a conversation with
him.
After he had dressed, Grego recorded a message for the houseboy,
to be passed on to the chef and the gardener, to get everything to
Nifflheim out of that back room that didn’t belong there, and
to keep what little did in some kind of decent order. If that place
could be kept in order, now, the Fuzzy had one positive
accomplishment to his credit.
They took the lift down to the top executive level—lifts
appeared to be a new experience for the Fuzzy, too—and into his
private office. The Fuzzy looked around in wonder, especially at
the big globe of Zarathustra, floating six feet off the floor on
its own built-in contragravity unit, spotlighted from above to
simulate Zarathustra’s KO-class sun, its two satellites
circling around it. Finally, for a better view, he jumped up on a
chair.
“If I had any idea you’d stay there . . . ” He
flipped the screen switch and got Myra on it. “I had a few
things to clean up before I could come down,” he told her,
with literal truthfulness. “How many girls have we in the
front office, this morning?”
There were eight, and they were all busy. Myra started to tell
him what with; maybe four could handle it at a pinch, and six
without undue strain. That was another thing the Charterless
Zarathustra Company would have to economize on.
“Well, they can look after the Fuzzy, too,” he said.
“Take turns with him. He’s in here, trying to make up
his mind what kind of deviltry to get into next. Come get him, and
take him out and tell the girls to keep him innocently
amused.”
“But, Mr. Grego; they have work . . . ”
“This is more work. We’ll find out which one gets
along best with him, and promote her to chief Fuzzy-sitter. Are we
going to let one Fuzzy disrupt our whole organization?”
Myra started to remind him of what the Fuzzies had done to the
company already, then said, “Yes, Mr. Grego,” and
blanked the screen. A moment later she entered.
She and the Fuzzy looked at one another in mutual hostility and
suspicion. She took a hesitant step forward; the Fuzzy yeeked
angrily, dodged when she reached for him, and ran to Grego, jumping
onto his lap.
“She won’t hurt you,” he soothed. “This
is Myra; she likes Fuzzies. Don’t you, Myra?” “He
stroked the Fuzzy. “I’m afraid he doesn’t like
you.”
“Well, that makes it mutual,” Myra said. “Mr.
Grego, I am your secretary. I am not an animal keeper.”
“Fuzzies are not animals. They are sapient beings. The
Chief Justice himself said so. Have you never heard of the
Pendarvis Decisions?”
“Have I heard of anything else, lately? Mr. Grego, how you
can make a pet of that little demon, after all that’s
happened . . . ”
“All right, Myra. I’ll take him.”
He went through Myra’s office and into the big room they
called executive operations center, through which reports from all
over the Company’s shrunken but still extensive empire
reached him and his decisions and directives and orders and
instructions were handed down to his subjects. There were eight
girls there, none particularly busy. One was reading alternately
from several sets of clipboarded papers and talking into a
vocowriter. Another was making a subdued clatter with a teleprint
machine. A third was at a drawing board, constructing one of those
multicolored zigzag graphs so dear to the organizational heart. The
rest sat smoking and chatting; they all made hasty pretense of
busying themselves as he entered. Then one of them saw the Fuzzy in
his arms.
“Look! Mr. Grego has a Fuzzy!”
“Why, it’s a real live Fuzzy!”
Then they were all on their feet and crowding forward in a swirl
of colored dresses and perfumes and eager, laughing voices and
pretty, smiling faces.
“Where did you get him, Mr. Grego?”
“Oh, can we see him?”
“Yes, girls.” He set the Fuzzy down on the floor.
“I don’t know where he came from, but I think he wants
to stay with us. I’m going to leave him here for a while.
Don’t let him interfere too much with your work, but keep an
eye on him and don’t let him get into any trouble.
It’ll be at least an hour before I have anything ready to go
out. You can give him anything you’d eat yourselves; if he
doesn’t want, he won’t take it. I don’t think
he’s very hungry right now. And don’t kill him with
affection.”
When he went out, they were all sitting on the floor in a circle
around the Fuzzy, who was having a wonderful time. He told Myra to
leave the doors of her office open so he could go through when he
wanted to. Then he went through another door, into the computer
room.
It was quarter-circular; two straight walls twenty feet long at
right angles and the curved wall between, the latter occupied by
the input board for the situation-analysis and operation-guidance
computers. This was a band of pale green plastic, three feet wide,
divided into foot squares by horizontal and vertical red lines,
each square perforated with thousands of tiny holes, in some of
them little plug-in lights twinkled in every color of the
spectrum. Three levels down, a whole floor was occupied with the
computers this board serviced. From it, new information was added
in the quasi-mathematical symbology computers understood.
He stood for a moment, looking at the Christmas-tree lights.
Nothing in the world would have tempted him to touch it; he knew
far too little about it. He wondered if they had started the
computers working on the sunstone-buying policy problem, then went
out into his own office, closing the door behind him, and sat down
at his desk.
In the old, pre-Fuzzy days, he would have spent a leisurely
couple of hours here, drinking more coffee and going over reports.
Once in a while he would have made some comment, or asked a
question, or made a suggestion, to show that he was keeping up with
what was going on. Only rarely would any situation arise requiring
his personal action.
Now everybody was having situations; things he had thought
settled at the marathon staff conference of the past four days were
coming unstuck; conflicts were developing. He had to make
screen-calls to people he would never have bothered talking to
under ordinary circumstances—the superintendent of the meat-packing
plant on Delta Continent, the chief engineer on the now-idle Big
Blackwater drainage project, the master mechanic at the
nuclear-electric power-unit plant. He welcomed one such necessity,
the master mechanic at the electronics-equipment factory; they were
starting production of ultrasonic hearing-aids for the Government,
and he ordered half a dozen sent around to his office. When he got
one of them, he could hear what his new friend was saying.
Myra Fallada came in, dithering in the doorway till he had
finished talking to the chief of chemical industries about a
bottleneck in blasting-explosive production. As soon as he blanked
the screen, she began.
“Mr. Grego, you will simply have to get that horrid
creature out of operations center. The girls aren’t doing a
bit of work, and the noise is driving me simply mad!”
He could hear shrieks of laughter, and the running scamper of
Fuzzy feet. Now that he thought of it, he had been hearing that for
some time.
“And I positively can’t work . . . Aaaaaa!”
Something bright red hit her on the back of the head and bounced
into the room. A red plastic bag, a sponge bag or swimsuit bag or
something like that, stuffed with tissue paper. The Fuzzy ran into
the room, dodging past Myra, and hurled it back, within inches of
her face, then ran after it.
“Well, yes, Myra. I’m afraid this is being carried a
bit far.” He rose and went past her into her office, in time
to see the improvised softball come whizzing at him from the big
office beyond. He caught it and went on through; the Fuzzy ran
ahead of him to a tall girl with red hair who stooped and caught
him up.
“Look, girls,” he said, “I said keep the Fuzzy
amused; I didn’t say turn this into a kindergarten with the
teacher gone AWOL. It’s bad enough to have the Fuzzies tear
up our charter, without letting them stop work on what we have
left.”
“Well, it did get a little out of hand,” the tall
redhead understated.
“Yes. Slightly.” Nobody was going to
under-understate him. What was her name? Sandra Glenn.
“Sandra, he seems to like you. You take care of him. Just
keep him quiet and keep him from bothering everybody
else.”
He hoped she wouldn’t ask him how. She didn’t; she
just said, “I’ll try, Mr. Grego.” He decided to
settle for that; that was all anybody could do.
By the time he got back to his desk, there was a call from the
head of Public Services, wanting to know what he was going to tell
the school teachers about their job futures. When he got rid of
that, he called Dr. Ernst Mallin at Science Center.
The acting head of Science Center was fussily neat in an
uncompromisingly black and white costume which matched his
uncompromisingly black and white mind. He had a narrow face and a
small, tight mouth; it had been an arrogantly positive face once.
Now it was the face of a man who expects the chair he is sitting on
to collapse under him at any moment.
“Good morning, Mr. Grego.” Apprehensive, and trying
not to show it.
“Good morning, Doctor. Those Fuzzies you were working with
before the trial; the ones Dr. and Mrs. van Riebeek have now. Were
they the only ones you had?”
The question took Mallin by surprise. They were, he stated
positively. And to the best of his knowledge Juan Jimenez, who had
secured them for him, had caught no others.
“Have you talked to Dr. Jimenez yet?” he asked,
after hearing about the Fuzzy in Company House. “I
don’t believe he brought any when he came in from Beta
Continent.”
“No, not yet. I wanted to talk to you, first, about the
Fuzzy and about something else. Dr. Mallin, I gather you’re
not exactly happy in charge of Science Center.”
“No, Mr. Grego. I took it over because it was the only
thing to do at the time, but now that the trial is over, I’d
much rather go back to my own work.”
“Well, so you shall, and your salary definitely
won’t suffer because of it. And I want to assure you again of
my complete confidence in you, Doctor. During the Fuzzy trouble you
did the best any man could have, in a thoroughly impossible
situation . . . ”
He watched the anxiety ebb out of Mallin’s face; before he
was finished, the psychologist was smiling one of his tight little
smiles.
“Now, there’s the matter of your successor. What
would you think of Juan Jimenez?”
Mallin frowned. Have to make a show of thinking it over, and he
was one of these people who thought with his face.
“He’s rather young, but I believe it would be a good
choice, Mr. Grego. I won’t presume to speak of his ability as
a scientist, his field is rather far from mine. But he has
executive ability, capacity for decisions and for supervision, and
gets along well with people. Yes; I should recommend him.” He
paused, then asked, “Do you think he’ll accept
it?”
“What do you think, Doctor?”
Mallin chuckled. “That was a foolish question,” he
admitted. “Mr. Grego; this Fuzzy. You still have him at
Company House? What are you going to do with him?”
“Well, I had hoped to keep him, but I’m afraid I
can’t. He is a little too enterprising. He made my apartment
look like a slightly used battlefield this morning, and now
he’s turning the office into a three-ring circus. And Leslie
Coombes advises me to get rid of him; he thinks it may start
Rainsford after us again. I think I’ll have him taken back to
Beta and liberated there.”
“I’d like to have him, myself, Mr. Grego. Just keep
him at my home and play with him and talk to him and try to find
how he thinks about things. Mr. Grego, those Fuzzies are the sanest
people I have ever seen. I know; I tried to drive the ones I had
psychotic with frustration-situation experiments, and I simply
couldn’t. If we could learn their basic psychological
patterns, it would be the greatest advance in psychology and
psychiatry since Freud.”
He meant it. He was a different Ernst Mallin now; ready to
learn, to conquer his own ignorance instead of denying it. But what
he wanted was out of the question.
“I’m sorry, believe me I am. But if I gave you the
Fuzzy, Leslie Coombes would have a fit, and that’s nothing to
what Ben Rainsford would have; he’d bring prosecutions
against the lot of us. If I do keep him, you’ll have
opportunity to study him, but I’m afraid I
can’t.”
He brought the conversation to a close, and blanked the screen.
The noise had stopped in operation center; the work probably had,
too. He didn’t want to get rid of the Fuzzy. He was a nice
little fellow. But . . .