"Morrison, William - The Model of a Judge v1.0" - читать интересную книгу автора (Morrison William)

"He was a kind of wolf, they tell me. You'd never guess, to see him, that he ran on all fours, would you?"
"Of course not. He's so straight and dignified."
"It just shows you what psychology can do."
"Psychology, and a series of operations, dear ladies," he thought sarcastically. "Without them I wouldn't be able to stand so nice and straight with the help of all the psychologists in this pretty little solar system of ours."
From behind a potted Martian nut-cactus came two low voices—not whispers this time. And there was several octaves' difference in pitch between them. One male, one female.
The man said, "Don't be worried, sweetheart. I'll match your cooking and baking against anybody's."
There was a curious sound, between a click and a hiss. What human beings called a kiss, he thought. Between the sexes, usually an indication of affection or passion. Sometimes, especially within the ranks of the female sex, a formality beyond which warfare could be waged.
The girl said tremulously, "But these women have so much experience. They've cooked and baked for years."
"Haven't you, for your own family?"
"Yes, but that isn't the same thing. I had to learn from a cook-book. And I had no one with experience to stand over me and teach me."
"You've learned faster that way than you'd have clone with some of these old hens standing at your elbow and giving you directions. You cook too well. I'll be fat in no time."
"Your mother doesn't think so. And your brother said something about a bride's biscuits—"
"The older the joke, the better Charles likes it. Don't let it worry you." He kissed her again. "Have confidence in yourself, dear. You're going to win."
"Oh, Gregory, it's awfully nice of you to say so, but really I feel so unsure of myself."
"If only the judge were human and took a look at you, nobody else would stand a chance. Have I told you within the last five minutes that you're beautiful?"
Ronar disengaged his attention again. He found human lovemaking as repulsive as most human food.
He picked up a few more whispers. And then Dr. Cabanis came in.
The good doctor looked around, smiled, greeted several ladies of his acquaintance as if he were witnessing a private striptease of their souls, and then came directly up to the platform. "How are you, Ronar?"
"Fine, doctor. Are you here to keep an eye on me?"
"I hardly think that's necessary. I have an interest in the results of the judging. My wife has baked a cake."
"I had no idea that cake baking was so popular a human avocation."
"Anything that requires skill is sure to become popular among us. By the way, Ronar, I hope you don't feel hurt."
"Hurt, doctor? What do you mean?"
"Come now, you understand me well enough. These people still
don't trust you. I can tell by the way they keep their distance."
"I can take human frailty into account. Frailty, and lack of opportunity. These men and women haven't had the opportunity for extensive psychological treatment that I've had. I don't expect too much of them."
"You've scored a point there, Ronar."
"Isn't there something that can be done for them, doctor? Some treatment that it would be legal to give them?"
"It would have to be voluntary. You see, Ronar, you were considered only an animal, and treatment was necessary to save your life. But these people are supposed to have rights. One of their rights is to be left alone with their infirmities. Besides, none of them are seriously ill. They hurt no one."
For a second Ronar had a human temptation. It was on the tip of his tongue to say, "Your wife too, doctor? People wonder how you stand her." But he resisted it. He had resisted more serious temptations.
A gong sounded gently but pervasively. Dr. Cabanis said, "I hope you have no resentment against me at this stage of the game, Ronar. I'd hate to have my wife lose the prize because the judge was prejudiced."
"Have no fear, doctor. I take professional pride in my work. I will choose only the best."
"Of course, the fact that the cakes are numbered and not signed with the names of their creators will make things simpler."
"That would matter with human judges. It does not affect me."
Another gong sounded, more loudly this time. Gradually the conversation stopped. A man in a full dress suit, with yellow stripes down the sides of his shorts and tails hanging both front and rear, climbed up on the platform. His eyes shone with a greeting so warm that the fear was almost completely hidden. "How are you, Ronar? Glad to see you."
"I'm fine, senator. And you?"
"Couldn't be better. Have a cigar."
"No, thank you. I don't smoke."
"That's right, you don't. Besides, I'd be wasting the cigar. You don't vote!" He laughed heartily.
"I understand that they're passing a special law to let—people like me vote at the next election."
"I'm for it, Ronar, I'm for it. You can count on me."
The chairman came up on the platform, a stout and dignified woman who smiled at both Ronar and the senator, and shook hands with both without showing signs of distaste for either. The assembled competitors and spectators took seats.
The chairman cleared her throat. "Ladies and gentlemen, let us open this meeting by singing the 'Hymn of All Planets.' "
They all rose, Ronar with them. His voice wasn't too well adapted to singing, but neither, it seemed, were most of the human voices. And, at least, he knew all the words.
The chairman proceeded to greet the gathering formally, in the name of the presiding committee.
Then she introduced Senator Whitten. She referred archly to the fact that the senator had long since reached the age of indiscretion and had so far escaped marriage. He was an enemy of the female sex, but they'd let him speak to them anyway.
Senator Whitten just as archly took up the challenge. He had escaped more by good luck—if you could call it good—than by good management. But he was sure that if he had ever had the fortune to encounter some of the beautiful ladies here this fine day, and to taste the products of their splendid cooking and baking, he would have been a lost man. He would long since have committed polygamy.
Senator Whitten then launched into a paean of praise for the ancient art of preparing food.
Ronar's attention wandered. So did that of a good part of the audience. His ears picked up another conversation, this time whispered between a man and a woman in the front row.
The man said, "I should have put your name on it, instead of mine."