"Ryan Mathews - Bubblegum Cards" - читать интересную книгу автора (Mathews Ryan)

Knight Foils! We have arrived!

DIRECTOR
Uhhh, tell you what, why don't we listen to a little music and get
those phones ringing while I skedaddle my hiney out of here!

[A Musak rendition of "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" starts up as the battle
begins. The girls attack the Buma with little success.]

LEONARD
Go for the head!

NINNY
Is that, like, the part at the top?
[The Buma grabs her and flings her around, knocking phones
across the room.]
EEEEEEEEEEEE!
[The Buma lets go and she crashes into a wall.]
Oooooh! I'll show you!
[She fires her wrist gun. The kick causes her to lose control
and mow down the pledge-helpers.]
Oopsie.

PISS
Fock the 'ead! 'ere's only one way to deal with a man 'is size!
[She runs toward the Buma.]
Balllllllll-KICK!!!
[She gives the Buma a super-powered kick in the groin.]

BUMA [collapsing]
Oorg.

CILEA
Now! PILE ON!!
[The girls make short work of the Buma.]

DIRECTOR
Thank you! Thank you! Here's a check! Well done!

SILLYA
Thank *you* director!
[To the camera]
That's right, world! Wherever berserk Bumas menace the world, the
Knight Foils will be there to stop them!

DIRECTOR
Would you care to make a donation to our pledge drive?

PISS
Fock your pledge drive! Put Doctor Who back on, now!!