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A SPANIARD IN THE WORKS
(c) John Lennon, 1965


CONTENTS

A Spaniard in the Works
The Fat Budgie
Snore Wife and some Several Dwarts
The Singularge Experience of Miss Anne Duffield
The Faulty Bagnose
We must not forget the General Erection
Benjaman Distasteful
The Wumberlog (or The Magic Dog)
Araminta Ditch
Cassandle
The National Health Cow
Readers Lettuce
Silly Norman
Mr Boris Morris
Bernice's Sheep
Last Will and Testicle
Our Dad
I Believe, Boot...



A SPANIARD IN THE WORKS

Jesus El Pifco was a foreigner and he knew it. He had imigrate-
ful from his little white slum in Barcelover a good thirsty year
ago having first secured the handy job as coachman in Scotland.
The job was with the Laird of McAnus, a canny old tin whom
have a castle in the Highlads. The first thing Jesus EI Pifco
noticed in early the days was that the Laird didn't seem to have
a coach of any discription or even a coach house you know,
much to his dismable. But - and I use the word lightly - the
Laird did seem to having some horses, each one sporting a fine
pair of legs. Jesus fell in love with them at first sight, as they did
with him, which was lucky, because his quarters were in the
actually stables along side his noble four lepered friends.
Pretty polly one could see Jesus almost every day, grooming
his masters horses, brushing their manebits and hammering their
teeth, whistling a quaint Spanish refrain dreaming of his loved
wombs back home in their little white fascist bastard huts.
'A well pair of groomed horses I must say,' he would remark
to wee Spastic Sporran the flighty chamberlain, whom he'd had
his good eye on eversince Hogmanose.
'Nae sa bad' she would answer in her sliced Aberdeen-martin