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myself, getting paid per chore and also doing some part-time yard work
for a couple of neighbors.

"How much?" I asked.

"Don't bet, you guys," Slim said. "Somebody'll end up losing...."
"Yeah," Rusty said. "He will. You wanta go in with me?" "You've
gotta be kidding," Slim said. "Come on. You're always loaded."

"That's 'cause I don't squander my money foolishly."

"But this is a sure thing."

"How do you figure that?" Slim asked.

"Easy. This Traveling Vampire Show? Valeria's the main attraction,
right?"

"Sounds like she's the only attraction," I threw in.

"And we all know it's bullshit, right? I mean, she's no more a vampire
than I am. So she has to be gorgeous or you'd end up without any
customers. I mean, you might be able to get away with having her be a
fake vampire. Nobody's gonna expect a real one of those,

anyway. But "

"Some people might," I broke in.

"Nobody with half a brain," he said. "I'm not so sure of that," Slim
said. We both stared at her.

"Maybe vampires do exist," she said, a sparkle of mischief in her
eyes.

"Get real," Rusty said.

"Can you prove they don't?"

"Why would I wanta prove that? Everybody knows they don't exist."

"Not me," said Slim.

"Bullshit." He turned to me. "What about you, Dwight?" "I'm with
Slim." "Big surprise."

"She's smarter than both of us put together," I said. Then I blushed
because of the way she looked at me. "Well, you are."

"Nah. I just read a lot. And I like to keep my mind open." Smiling