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Special Delivery
by Damon Knight
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Copyright (c)1954, 1976 by Damon Knight
Originally published by Galaxy Publishing Corporation in 1954

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Science Fiction


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LEN AND MOIRA Connington lived in a rented cottage with a small yard, a smaller garden and too many fir trees. The lawn, which Len seldom had time to mow, was full of weeds, and the garden was overgrown with blackberry brambles. The house itself was clean and smelled better than most city apartments, and Moira kept geraniums in the windows; however, it was dark on account of the firs and on the wrong side of town. Approaching the door one late spring afternoon, Len tripped on a flagstone and scattered examination papers all the way to the porch.
When he picked himself up, Moira was giggling in the doorway. "That was funny."
"The hell it was," said Len. "I banged my nose." He picked up his Chemistry B papers in a stiff silence; a red drop fell on the last one. "God damn it!"
Moira held the screen door for him, looking contrite and faintly surprised. She followed him into the bathroom. "Len, I didn't mean to laugh. Does it hurt much?"
"No," said Len, staring fiercely at his scraped nose in the mirror, although in point of fact it was throbbing like a gong.
"That's good. It was the funniest thing -- I mean, funny-peculiar," she said hastily.
Len stared at her; the whites of her eyes were showing. "Is there anything the matter with you?" he demanded.
"I don't know," she said on a rising note. "Nothing like that ever happened to me before. I didn't think it was funny at all, I was worried about you, and I didn't know I was going to laugh -- " She laughed again, a trifle nervously. "Maybe I'm cracking up?"
Moira was a dark-haired young woman with a placid, friendly disposition, Len had met her in his senior year at Columbia, with -- looking at it impartially, which Len seldom did -- regrettable results. At present, in her seventh month, she was shaped like a rather bosomy kewpie doll.
Emotional upsets, he remembered, may occur frequently during this period. He leaned to get past her belly and kissed her forgivingly. "You're probably tired. Go sit down and I'll get you some coffee."
... Except that Moira had never had any hysterics till now, or morning sickness, either -- she burped instead -- and anyhow, was there anything in the literature about fits of giggling?
After supper he marked seventeen sets of papers desultorily in red pencil, then got up to look for the baby book. There were four dog-eared paperbound volumes with smiling infants' faces on the covers, but the one he wanted wasn't there. He looked behind the bookcase and on the wicker table beside it. "Moira!"
"Hm?"
"Where the bloody hell is the other baby book?"
"I've got it."
Len went and looked over her shoulder. She was staring at a mildly obscene drawing of a fetus lying in a sort of upside-down Yoga position inside a cutaway woman's body.
"That's what he looks like," she said. "Mama."
The diagram was of a fetus at term. "What was that about your mother?" Len asked, puzzled.
"Don't be silly," she said abstractedly.
He waited, but she didn't look up or turn the page. After a while he went back to his work.
He watched her. Eventually she leafed through to the back of the book, read a few pages, and put it down. She lighted a cigarette and immediately put it out again. She fetched up a resounding belch.
"That was a good one," said Len admiringly. Moira's belches surpassed anything ever heard in the men's locker rooms at Columbia; they shook doors and rattled windows.
Moira sighed.
Feeling tense, Len picked up his coffee cup and started toward the kitchen. He halted beside Moira's chair. On the side table was her after-dinner cup, still full of coffee: black, scummed with oil droplets, stone-cold.
"Didn't you want your coffee?"
She looked at the cup. "I did, but..." She paused and shook her head, looking perplexed. "I don't know."
"Well, do you want another cup now?"
"Yes, please. No."
Len, who had begun a step, rocked back on his heels. "Which, damn it?"
Her face got all swollen. "Oh, Len, I'm so mixed up," she said, and began to tremble.
Len felt part of his irritation spilling over into protectiveness. "What you need," he said firmly, "is a drink."
He climbed a stepladder to get at the top cabinet shelf which housed their liquor when they had any; small upstate towns and their school boards being what they were, this was one of many necessary precautions.
Inspecting the doleful three fingers of whisky in the bottle, Len swore under his breath. They couldn't afford a decent supply of booze, or new clothes for Moira, or -- The original idea had been for Len to teach for a year while they saved enough money so that he could go back for his master's; more lately, this proving unlikely, they had merely been trying to put aside enough for summer school, and even that was beginning to look like the wildest optimism.