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S P A C E P A T R O L

A collection of warped parodies
in a future we'd like to see

By Stefan Gagne / Twoflower

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Dedications

To Jerry Hinn, who helped me develop the characters and spackle up some
plot holes, and provided many Pizza House scripts to inspire and encourage

To Mrs. Hubbard's Advanced Composition class, where I wrote chapter one and
onward

To Pearl Jam, whose album Ten I listened to over and over while writing.
Maybe I'll write a new epic when the next album's out.

To the various copyrighted things I'm parodying in good humor. Please don't
sue.

To Zeke Thunderclutch, Twerp, Jane, and Bruiser, all of whom were a great
help in writing this story for me. All I had to do was transcribe.

And MOST IMPORTANTLY, to all the readers of A Future We'd Like To See that
egged me on to release this previously unreleased epic... big kudos to all
fans! Mwah!

TABLE OF CONTENTS

(page numbers according to my WordPerfect(tm) status bar...)

Author's Introduction................................2
Opportunity Doesn't Knock, it Pounds.................3
Introductions Aside.................................10
Breaking and Decorating.............................17
The Anti-Quayle.....................................27
Bookworms...........................................36
Snitches............................................44
When I Was Your Age.................................64
Happy Birthday To You...............................74
Intermission........................................86
Death by Boredom....................................88
Information.........................................98
The Lost Episodes..................................119
VOS................................................146
Ann P'rran Yttia...................................192
Number One with a Bullet...........................217