"FWLS7" - читать интересную книгу автора (A Future We'd Like to See)

A Future We'd Like to See 1.7 - 20th Century Park
By Twoflower (Copyright 1993), except any various brand names and
things used for parody. Any relation in this story to people
living or dead is actually quite intentional, but also falls
under the category of parody. To anybody this story offends :
Relax. It's humor, not a personal attack.

Many thanks to Tentaclees and RichardPenner @ FurryMUCK for
aiding me with all the UNIX functions.

Enough pre-story introductory banter...

*

The night air over the Moon Nebulae was still, and calm.
None of its employees were, however.

The reason for all the nonstillness and noncalmness was a
large crate being lifted in by crane, shaking and making strange
noises. The instructions were simple, as usual : hook the crate
up to the pen's security door and open the gate. That part was
easy.

However, when another bump in the crate caused it to open
accidentally while six feet from the ground, all hell broke
loose.

A hulking figure dropped out of the crate, readying itself
to a full lurching position as the assorted workers of various
species and race looked on in horror.

"May I interest you in some fine Amway-"

A tranquilizer dart zipped into the creature's polyester
side, causing it to wince and stagger about.

"Stay away from him!" Mou'lldar shouted. "He can still
pounce!"

The creature sunk to the ground with a thump, must of
Mou'lldar's relief. "Alright. Get him in the pen."

*

"Got one!" Clara shouted from one of the far sites. I
looked up from my current dig, which had turned up little more
than hamster bones and a nonrecyclable styrofoam container.

"What is it?" I shouted back, over the sounds of furious
brushing and scraping from the other archaeologists.