"FWLS22" - читать интересную книгу автора (A Future We'd Like to See)

fifth grade science teacher. "According to recent demographics
surveys, people dislike colognes or perfumes with too many vowels
in them. I propose a radical change from the norm, in that we
name it without any vowels. As you can see by these graphs, the
name Wrrrpq is approved of by senior citizens, but our younger
student age buyers prefer something with more f's in it, which
are clearly a freudian link to the word 'fuck'. However, with
female audiences--"

"Um, Mr. Jones," the leader interrupted, "We really would
rather have one name and ad concept only. Can you narrow it
down?"

"Well, there is the fact that our older business class Adult
Contemporary listening buyers would prefer more b's, and that the
mid-to-old-to-young aged group--"

"Just answer the question."

"No. Unless given another four months for research."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Jones, but we did ask for one only. I'm
afraid you won't be getting the account. Can we see Mr...
umm..."

"Suffering," the lethargic Ytt replied, letting his head
fall to one side.

"Mr. Suffering, it seems. Let's hear your idea."

The Ytt stood up and plodded to the center of the room. "I
propose that we call the formula 'The Smell of Death', and engage
in heavy visuals of carnage, pain, lacerations and dungeon
torture sequences, arranged in montage with a red filter along
with the screams of tourmented souls."

"I'm not sure our audience would enjoy the, shall we say,
grisly aspect of the ads," the female executive said. "Wouldn't
you agree, Norm?"

"Yes ma'am," the yes man affirmed.

"Also, there is the possibility of offending any potential
buyers who engage in sado-masocism by using actors and simulated
tortures, as we won't have the budget to actually kill anyone
while producing the ads. I must say, I like the concept. It's
very first rate and dynamic, but we just don't have the money.
Sorry."

"None taken," Suffering said. "Where do you live?"