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"Aye, aye, sir," came the reply. "Listen, Mark, you sure we remembered everything?"
"I made a list and checked it." He yawned. "I could have done with some more sleep last night. Are you sure you won't fall asleep at the wheel?"
"Listen, Mark, with all the coffee I got sloshing around in me, I won't get to sleep for a week."
"We certainly picked a nice time to leave."
"I know we did. In a coupla hours, the place'll be covered six deep with reporters. If it weren't for the weather, they might be arriving now. When they do, they'll find the horse has stolen the stable door
-that isn't what I mean, but you get the idea. Listen, you better pull down some of those curtains until we get out on Long Island."
"Righto, Herb."
Iantha spoke up in a small voice. "Was I very bad last night when I was drunk, Mark?"
"Not very. At least, not worse than I'd be if I went swimming in a tank of sherry."
"I am so sorry-always I try to be nice, but the fresh water gets me
out of my head. And that poor Mr. Clement, that I pushed in the water-"
"Oh, he's used to temperamental people. That's his business. But I don't know that it was such a good idea on the way home to slick your tail out of the car and biff that cop under the chin with it."
She giggled. "But he looked so surprised!"
"I'll say he did! But a surprised cop is sometimes a tough customer."
"Will that make trouble for you?"
"I don't think so. If he's a wise cop, he won't report it at all. You know how the report would read: 'Attacked by mermaid at corner Broadway and Ninety-eighth Street, ii :~ P.M.' And where did you learn the unexpurgated version of 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor'?"
"A Greek sponge diver I met in Florida told me. 'E is a friend of us mer-folk, and he taught me my first English. 'E used to joke me about my Cypriot accent when we talked Greek. It is a pretty song, is it not?"
"I don't think 'pretty' is exactly the word I'd use."
"'Oo won the meet? I never did 'ear."
"Oh, Louie and Herb talked it over, and decided they'd both get so much publicity out of it that it didn't much matter. They're leaving it up to the A. A. U., who will get a first-class headache. For instance, we'll claim we didn't foul Alice, because Louie had already disqualified her by his calling and fish-waving. You see that's coaching, and coaching a competitor during an event is illegal.
"But look here, lantha, why do you have to leave so abruptly?"
She shrugged. "My business with 'Erbert is over, and I promised to be back to Cyprus for my sister's baby being born."
"You don't lay eggs? But of course you don't. Didn't I just prove last night you were mammals?"
"Markee, what an idea! Anyway, I do not want to stay around. I like you and I like 'Erbert, but I do not like living on land. You just imagine living in water for yourself, and you get an idea. And if I stay, the newspapers come, and soon all New York knows about me. We mer-folk do not believe in letting the land men know about us."
"Why?"
"We used to be friends with them sometimes, and always it made trouble. And now they 'ave guns and go around shooting things a mile away, to collect them. My great-uncle was shot in the tail last year by some aviator man who thought he was a porpoise or some-
thing. We don't like being collected. So when we see a boat or an airplane coming, we duck down and swim away quick."
"I suppose," said Vining slowly, "that that's why there were plenty of reports of mer-folk up to a few centuries ago, and then they stopped, so that now people don't believe they exist."
"Yes. We are smart, and we can see as far as the land men can. So you do not catch us very often. That is why this business with 'Erbert, to buy ten thousand bathing caps for the mer-folk, 'as to be secret. Not even his company will know about it. But they will not care if they get their money. And we shall not 'ave to sit on rocks drying our 'air so much. Maybe later we can arrange to buy some good knives and spears the same way. They would be better than the shell things we use now."
"I suppose you get all these old coins out of wrecks?"
"Yes. I know of one just off-no, I must not tell you. If the land men know about a wreck, they come with divers. Of course, the very deep ones we do not care about, because we cannot dive down that far. We 'ave to come up for air, -like a whale."
"How did Herb happen to suck you in on that swimming meet?"
"Oh, I promised him when he asked-when I did not know 'ow much what-you-call-it fuss there would be. When I found out, he would not let me go back on my promise. I think he 'as a conscience about that, and that is why he gave me that nice fish spear."
"Do you ever expect to get back this way?"
"No, I do not think so. We 'ad a committee to see about the caps, and they chose me to represent them. But now that is arranged, and there is no more reason for me going out on land again."
He was silent for a while. Then he burst out: "Damn it all, lantha, I just can't believe that you're starting off this morning to swim the Atlantic, and I'll never see you again."
She patted his hand. "Maybe you cannot, but that is so. Remember, friendships between my folk and yours always make people un'appy. I shall remember you a long time, but that is all there will ever be to it."
He growled something in his throat, looking straight in front of him.
She said: "Mark, you know I like you, and I think you like me. 'Erbert 'as a moving-picture machine in his house, and he showed me some pictures of 'ow the land folk live.
"These pictures showed a custom of the people in this country,
when they like each other. It is called-kissing, I think. I should like to learn that custom."
"Huh? You mean me?" To a man of Vining's temperament, the shock was almost physically painful. But her arms were already sliding around his neck. Presently twenty firecrackers, six Roman candles, and a skyrocket seemed to go off inside him.
"Here we are, folks," called Laird. Getting no response, he repeated the statement more loudly. A faint and unenthusiastic "Yeah" came through the voice tube.
Jones Beach was bleak under the lowering March clouds. The wind drove the rain against the car windows.
They drove down the beach road a way, till the tall tower was lost in the rain. Nobody was in sight.
The men carried lantha down on the beach and brought the things she was taking. These consisted of a boxful of cans of sardines, with a strap to go over the shoulders; a similar but smaller container with her personal belongings, and the fish spear, with which she might be able to pick up lunch on the way.
Iantha peeled off her land-woman's clothes and pulled on the emerald bathing cap. Vining, watching her with the skirt of his overcoat whipping about his legs, felt as if his heart was running out of his damp shoes onto the sand.
They shook hands, and Jantha kissed them both. She squirmed down the sand and into the water. Then she was gone. Vining thought he saw her wave back from the crest of a wave, but in that visibility he couldn't be sure.
They walked back to the car, squinting against the drops. Laird said: "Listen, Mark, you look as if you'd just taken a right to the button."
Vining merely grunted. He had gotten in front with Laird and was drying his glasses with his handkerchief, as if that were an important and delicate operation.