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THE SHADOW DANCERS

10. Of Rainbow Weeds and Other Matters

The last of the puzzle was comin’ clear now; the few things that didn’t make no sense was fallin’ into place. I ain’t too much on subjects like biology or other sciences, but detective work is puzzle solvin’, and makin’ sense of what evidence you got is the way to solve it. Trouble was, we always thought we was dealin’ with one organization, the competition, as any moves against the Company was always called. Now we had that, and a band of fanatic revolutionaries within it even the bad guys didn’t know about.
I still can’t figure why Addison just come out and told it to us, or why she bothered to have Carlos fix me up. The only thing I could figure was that somehow she thought just ’cause we was bright women stuck by circumstances she thought we’d understand, maybe even applaud. Yeah, maybe in the end that was it. All this secrecy and skulking about in disguise, all this two-timin’ and double-crossin’ was leadin’ up to the climax for her, and since she didn’t expect to be able to appreciate it then she just wanted to take a few bows now.
Still, while it was double dangerous to be around her at this stage, the fact was it was lucky beyond any hopes we had. Maybe Sam had her figured all along; maybe, somehow, he knew she needed an audience, and we was the only witnesses around guaranteed not to talk.
Carlos and this Aeii was a lot less friendly, and clearly considered us excess baggage, but they indulged her. Why not? At least instead of tryin’ to figure a way to tag along, we was bein’ forced to take front row seats.
It was clear that Carlos and Addison had a thing goin’. At least, he looked at her and treated her like some kinda goddess, and he was the only man around who we ever saw her drop her act and guard. He knew he was gonna lose her, but he was willin’. Like I said, fanatics. I don’t know whose world spawned him, but he sure as hell wanted it changed.
My twin and me, we had problems with the juice that they had to handle. Like I said, when the juice says you need somethin’, you really need it. Food we got, at roadside places, though not the balance we needed, so we both wound up with some of them funny and otherwise gruesome combinations of things. They also let us run, at roadside rest stops, and we was able to use the space and some of the gear in the truck for other exercises and weights. The sex urge was a problem, since the driver was this tough-lookin’ woman in a black outfit and cowboy hat and Carlos was only interested in Addison. The only way out of it was the way we’d had to go when the club was closed and weather kept any chance of gettin’ anybody slim to none. I won’t go into details, but if you ever wonder what it’d be like to be somebody else and get laid by yourself, ask me. It wasn’t all that bad, since we both sure enough knew just what the other liked most. It was kinda like havin’ a million great appetizers but no main course, but so long as you got off, the juice didn’t know no different.
They all watched us with real distaste, and Addison in particular looked uncomfortable. We was a real example of what she was thinkin’ of doin’ to herself.
We come into a small private airport somewheres in Ohio, I think, and there was a plane waitin’ for us. It was a small job as planes go, but it could take the five of us, with the lady trucker keepin’ on the road with all that fancy and illegal gear. It was a straight air charter, called ahead from the road. I figured from this either we wasn’t goin’ where I thought we was or they decided not to use anyplace the Company might now be monitoring.
We finally landed, after two stops, someplace in Mississippi, which didn’t thrill either of us none on the face of it. I got to admit, though, that my twin was far less thrilled than me. In her world Lincoln lost the 1864 election, and President McClellan made peace with the Confederacy. Oh, they got reunited again, long ’bout 1900, but on strict terms that included a state’s rights to make its own laws on segregation and race and to leave the union again if the Compact of 1900 was broken. Yeah, the south abolished slavery eventually, but her version of the place sounded more like South Africa than the U.S.A. I knew. The north wasn’t so bad—most of the states had their own civil rights acts—but her Mississippi of today was kinda like ours of the twenties. I tried to assure her that this Mississippi even had black mayors and councilmen and sheriffs, but I had to admit I still didn’t feel comfortable in the place, neither.
By nightfall, we was in a rented station wagon headin’ south, first on nice road, then on real back road shit. We finally got to this old deserted shack in the middle of this hot, humid, swamp in the center of the lousiest land in the state. It was run-down and didn’t have no phone or electricity or nothin’, but it had a pump outside that worked, an old-style outhouse out back that smelled like nothin’ else on this or any other Earth, a wood-burnin’ old iron stove, a few supplies in sealed containers, and a bunch of mattresses stacked up in a corner that would do for all of us. Addison had stopped at a grocery and picked up a bunch of things, which told us we was gonna be there for a little while but not too long or there’d be a hell of a drive for more.
They put us to work beatin’ out the mattresses, wipin’ down the place, washin’ out the pots and pans, and even choppin’ some of the chunks of wood there so they’d fit in the stove for cookin’. We also did the cookin’, the servin’ on paper plates and with paper cups we’d bought, and the cleanin’ up. The way they had us goin’, I got the real impression that the only thing these folks found wrong with havin’ a low class to do the shitwork was that they was all in it. They wasn’t so damned superior as they liked to think they was, but any attempt to point it out was met mostly with anger and threats, not reason. ’Bout the only consolation we had was that the millions of mosquitoes there tried us and dropped dead without no bites of consequence, while them three was near eaten alive and covered with Carlos’s salve.
We was there close to two days when that big old truck finally got to us. By that time they’d gone down into the swamps and come back with this thing that was like a flat piece of roughed-up plastic that floated a little bit off the ground. There seemed to be some kinda touch controls on it, though nothin’ was marked, so it went up or down to suit. To move, though, you had to push it, although even if a couple of us stood on it, anybody could move it as easy as if it was on flat rails.
Now they needed our muscles, and everybody else’s, to move that shit from the trailer onto the slab. It was a lot of stuff, and one of them crates had to weigh a ton—took us two hours just to get it from the back of the trailer to the edge, bit by bit—but once you had it on the slab it was the same as all the rest.
I ain’t sure if that lady trucker was in on anything or not, but she got paid off a huge roll of hundred-dollar bills and she never asked no questions or made more than businesslike comments. I got the strong impression that she got not just the cash but that they bought and gave her the truck as well. I guess maybe I wouldn’t ask no questions, neither.
Well, once we had it all, they was as anxious as could be to get out of there. I couldn’t figure why we flew down, ’cept, maybe, none of the others could stand the idea of two more days and nights in the back of that truck with poor sleep. I got the idea that if they knowed about Mississippi mosquitoes in summer they might have saved their money and taken the truck.
A wide path, just wide enough for the sled, as they called it, had been cut outta the woods, but they had my double and me take an ax and saw and sickle and clear out what had grown back since the last time they used the place, which was more than they’d figured. Still, it only took the two of us to push all that stuff down to this shallow and foul-smellin’ lake edge. I knowed we was strong, but we wasn’t that strong. It was easy to see how small amounts of goods could be easily transported within the Labyrinth.
At the lake’s edge, though, we all had to get up on the thing and push off with two long, rough poles, one on each side, walkin’ front to back at the same time. This was clearly another one of them Vogel-type entrances, one that the Company didn’t consider useful, and when we reached the spot and saw the Labyrinth form, I could see why. All but a tiny little bit of that set of constantly changin’ cubes of light and force was under the damned water. We headed into it, and wound up in a cube that had a fair amount of that water in it, only it wasn’t actin’ like water should. It was all broke up and floatin’ around, and we all got sloshin’ wet with swampy, foul-smellin’ water in no time. Still, we was able to jump down in a hurry and push into the next cube where it was dry, but the smell lingered on.
I never been on this track, so I had no idea where the switches was or anything, but just before a switch point we angled up and out the top. It was dry land, anyways, and surrounded by one creepy-lookin’ forest. I almost preferred the swamp after seein’ these monstrous trees and bushes that seemed all misshapen and was all sorts of colors and not just green. If you can imagine a forty-foot-high mushroom that was all ugly bruise-purple and oozed bloody-lookin’ shit outta its top, you get the idea of just one of the horrors of that place.
“Anybody live ’round here?” I asked nervously.
“No,” Carlos replied. “There are some great apes on other continents that have rudimentary intelligence, but there are no great apes on this continent. There are dangerous creatures about, though, so once we reach the camp and throw on the protection, do not venture beyond it.”
He wasn’t exactly warmin’ to us, but I think he was gettin’ to like havin’ two strong folks around to do all the shitwork he and the other two might otherwise have to do. Aeii was probably the same way, but we couldn’t be sure. She and Carlos could talk in some language, and she and Addison could talk in that singsong tongue, but she didn’t know no English, or at least she acted like she didn’t.
We passed through a bunch of poles about ten feet apart that looked like fence posts waitin’ for the fence. Once inside, Addison hit a switch on a pole and there was some kind of light beams criss-crossin’ between each of the posts. “Don’t touch the posts or in between,” Addison cautioned us. “It is sensitive to size and shape to a degree so it probably wouldn’t kill you, but it might burn all your hair off and probably leave you blind and partially paralyzed.” She didn’t have to worry. After that, I didn’t want to be no closer to them things than I had to be.
The camp itself looked like some African village, with three big round huts with thatched roofs and a few smaller ones that looked the same ’cept for size. The biggest one, right in the middle, had some kind of hard, very smooth brown floor, and had a kind of straw door that opened big enough to get the whole sled in. Once in, though, it was real hairy movin’, since the place already had a bunch of machines in it. It looked like something out of the Center, or at least Doc Jamispur’s lab. There was lights, and even power for all this stuff, though from where I couldn’t guess. There sure were no wires to the huts.
We got all but the big, heavy one off easy, then managed to tilt the sled enough to get it to mostly slide off with some real group pushin’.
It turned out they had a real setup here. One of the huts had a communal shower with real hot water—it looked like they collected rainwater, purified, and stored it—and toilets. Not our kind, but waterless round types that somehow got rid of the stuff with a chemical spray. Every time you went you had to wash off in the shower, though; nobody thought to pack toilet paper.
The third contained your basic headquarters roughin’-it kitchen, which was a bunch of gadgets that stored food in these funny boxes, then you stuck ’em, box and all, into one of these compartments or another dependin’ on if they matched the symbols on the box, waited until a bell rung, and took ’em out. Some was hot, some cold, and others at room temperature, but while we didn’t recognize much of what we ate it didn’t taste all that bad and the juice approved.
They stuck us in this little hut that was furthest away from the bathroom, but that figured. It wasn’t much—a woven straw mat floor, one bed that was barely a double that seemed to be just a big air mattress covered in some soft stuff and all blown up at one end to form a kinda pillow, plus a bowl if you wanted to get water from the supply and keep it handy, and that was it. We waited to take our showers after them, and stuck our nice, new clothes in to soak, although we kinda figured we’d never get that stink out.
None of the others bothered with no clothes ’cept Carlos, who put on some kind of flowered ankle-length skirt and belt. We figured he was both bein’ modest as the only man in the world and also it looked right on him, like the kind of thing his people wore wherever they was.
They mostly ignored us and let us do our own thing ’cept for a few hours after we arrived when Carlos and Addison called us into the big hut and he gave us each a cup of some dark liquid. “Drink it—all of it,” he ordered.
It tasted lousy goin’ down, but after a little while it really revved us up. We went through our needs and routines extra long and extra hard that day, then just dropped into sleep. It wasn’t till the next day that Brandy Two said, “We didn’t get no juice last night.”
“Huh? ’Course we did, ’cause I feel fine.”
“We didn’t get it. We should both be well into withdrawal right now, but we’re fine. I’m even a little higher than usual. You?”
“The same.” I got puzzled. This wasn’t possible—was it? Not that we kicked it. We hadn’t. It was all there, all the same, only we didn’t get no jolt and we both felt cheated by it, even a little let down. No super high at all for the first time in almost a year. No mellow comedown. Nothin’. The juice was still runnin’ our bodies and our routines okay, but it was kinda on its own.
Later that day, the juice made that same shit in the cup taste like the world’s most wonderful wine. “This is it, huh? This is the stuff?”
He nodded. “Not a lab production, though. It is the product of a plant. A very common plant in certain areas. The locals in the world where it grows call it something like ogroppa, or that is as close as we can come to a name that is part word, part grunt. Literally speaking, the name means ‘rainbow weed,’ since it is quite colorful. It is their staple, as we use maize, rice, bread, or potatoes. Its chemical composition is quite complex and unique to any botany I have known. Even this world’s strange plants are distant relatives to ones in our worlds, but this seems to be a crossover between the botany of basic humanity and the botany of the other sentient peoples who are out along the boundaries of Type Two. At some point, a common organism that was parasitic on higher animals in that world moved into the lifeform that are humans there, and a strange relationship developed among a viral organism, a plant, and the humans of that world. The plant will grow most anywhere except in the Arctic and immediate subarctic regions, deserts, and above roughly two thousand meters. The natives take it for granted and have never related it to this parasite inside them, which becomes a symbiont with the plant. They do not even understand that there is anything inside them at all.”
“They ain’t real clever, huh?” Brandy Two asked.
“Oh, they have the same potential as we do, but this shapes their development. They do not get sick, therefore they have not developed real medicine and biology as we know it. They are excellent farmers and herdsmen, but high mountain barriers, stretches of desert, and wide seas limit them, as the plant will not travel well or for very long without going bad. They are a generally happy people; they have a rich art and folklore tradition, and some remarkable cities similar to those of the ancient native American empires or those of the early Middle East. They progress, but they are not very ambitious. As you can guess, they have a great deal of sex, but they reproduce very slowly. Females there ovulate only a couple of times a year. The only reason you have this irrepressible sex urge is that it thinks you are one of them; it senses potential reproduction almost constantly in you, and not being smart or clever it acts.”
“But there ain’t no super high with this shit!” I protested. “That ain’t fair, when you got to do all the other stuff.”
“You will always want it, but we think you will get used to this. We will take specimens and samples from you daily, from now on. Otherwise, you are free to roam about. Later, when we begin to move, you will gain even more freedom.”
“Hold on,” I said. “You say you knew ’bout this whole thing, this plant, long ago? Then why all this experimentin’?”
“The biochemical problem is, I think, beyond you. It has to do with the way in which the plant’s molecules are constructed. The architecture is very alien to what we understand now, and we haven’t had the resources of the Corporation or institutions like the Center. Its own requirements for growth and development are not understood. It grows in most Type Zero and all Type One worlds, and looks chemically identical to the original, yet it will not interact with the symbiont. This is the first one that tested out in the lab for interaction, only a week ago. You two are telling me whether it is functionally identical to the parent.”
So that was it. They couldn’t use Vogel’s world no more, ’cause we blew it before they made their breakthrough. And they couldn’t test it on them shadow dancers, ’cause that was their own and needed for the plot. They could make more addicts, but that’d require them importin’ more juice when the heat was on, and that wouldn’t tell them nothin’ ’bout long-time addicts. So they had Brandy Two left over from their idea of switchin’ for me, and they had me, so we was handy. Guinea pigs, just like Sam said.
It wasn’t a hundred percent, but where it failed it wasn’t no pain. Some times you just had so much energy you had to burn it off; other times, you got real droopy and just sorta lay around lazily and tripped a little on raindrops or clouds or grass or somethin’, just starin’ for hours. I could see why they was good artists; probably would blow mean jazz, too.
You really ached for that jolt and high, but we both knew deep down that Carlos was right. We’d always want it, but we didn’t need it. We was on our own form of methadone.
After we’d get into our horny fever pitch and go at it, Carlos would be there takin’ vaginal samples and scrapin’s. Took me a couple days to figure out what he was lookin’ for, and took him about ten days to find it. In the meantime, Addison left for someplace, come back briefly once, then left again. She was back about four days after Carlos made his discovery, and this time there wasn’t no doubt I guessed right all down the line. She didn’t have no disguise on, and she was gorgeous.
“I can’t believe that’s the same girl,” my twin remarked. “Jesus! She even turns me on and I’m sick of doin’ it with women—nothin’ personal.”
“I know what you mean.” Did I ever! “They got this, they ain’t never gonna have ta go back to the origin world, though. We’re dead-ended and it should be clear by now. I can’t figure why nobody’s moved.”
“You sure that Sam was your man? I mean, real sure?”
“Sure as I can be,” I replied without much hesitation. “You heard him and saw him. They wouldn’t’a had much prep time to get him ready, and they didn’t have Sam under a hypnoscan like they did you and me. I don’t think he could have faked it. Besides, even if they coulda, I just felt it. I couldn’t explain it, I just felt it.”
“I thought I did, too. He loves you an awful lot, sister. An awful lot. And this hurt him real bad.”
“I know,” I whispered. “I know.”
Addison seemed both nervous and excited when she came over to see us. “Come. Get into the clothing I have brought for you. After all this time, we are finally beyond the testing and the skulking.”
She brought two of the sari and sandal combinations common to the world of headquarters, and they fit just fine. Addision, Carlos, and Aeii also got new clothes, but with an added touch. Each had a small, light, but real nasty-lookin’ gun. You wasn’t real sure how it worked or what it shot, but no matter how futuristic it was, I could recognize a machine gun when I saw one. They checked ’em out, but then put them in a carryin’ bag which Carlos carried for now. Clearly you didn’t want to be seen with them things when you reached a switch point.
“You two will stay close to each other at all times,” she warned us, “and give no warnings or alarms. Come.”
Carlos killed the protection gizmo and we walked out. I dunno how that thing guarded when nobody was there; I guess they had some kind of switch down at the Labyrinth entrance.
Carlos carried with him a gadget I’d heard the Company dudes call a forcer, a small but impressive-lookin’ little machine that could force a weak point open, briefly, to gain entrance to the Labyrinth from a world at that weak point or to maintain a small signal so that you could do it with the right code the other way. It made safe worlds like this one possible, and I bet that the bright boy who invented it spent the rest of his life wishin’ he hadn’t.
We got cubin’ okay, but the thing looked weak, unsteady, and not too big. Even so, we stepped into it and everybody made it. We walked immediately down one to the switch point, which was bein’ handled by a guy in a red uniform who had a face sorta like an orangutan. “Headquarters, security clearance—” and then she gave one of them words or phrases in the headquarters language. Ape-face checked his board, then made a kinda circle with his face which I guess was the same as a nod, and replied through the translator, “Very well. The male, however, is not cleared. Do you wish me to call in for special clearance?”
“That will not be necessary,” she replied, real cool now like she usually was. “Only two of us will enter, the rest will remain in a holding cube until we take care of our matter.”
“Very well. Cleared in. Specify the two to go at the final switch control point.”
We kept goin’, wonderin’ just what was goin’ on. Headquarters? It didn’t make no sense. We couldn’t take no guns in, and if I guessed right ’bout what this was all leadin’ up to, neither Brandy Two or me was much good there. It was a real surprise, then, when we got to the final security checkpoint and Addison specified herself and me to go in.
And suddenly I figured what we was doin’, and I got real scared.
We got cleared all right, but when we got to the entry cube and she motioned for the others to wait, I refused to move. That got ’em a little mad, but confused ’em, too. Finally Carlos reached in the gun bag and I thought he was gonna shoot one of us to get the other in, but instead he brought out a pair of them little headsets, givin’ one to Addison and one to me, so we could talk to each other.
“What is your problem?” she asked, nervous and irritated. “I won’t leave you there.”
“Don’t make no difference. Once we do this, I figure you don’t need us no more. I might just as well yell ‘security’ once I’m inside as come back out with you and get dumped in some world where they ain’t got no juice or no weed or nothin’. If I’m gonna die I’d rather it be with a gun, here and now, then slow from withdrawal, and we know too damn much to be stuck someplace with a pile of the stuff.”
“I thought of that,” she told me. “Look, right now you are registered in the log as coming in with me, and you will be registered going out and at every switch point from then on. They may never make the connection that there’s something odd about it, but we can’t take that chance. If we could, there are other ways to force you to do this. After this, we will take you up to the origin world, the world where the thing is natural and the rainbow weed runs wild. It’s no paradise, and the people aren’t quite human, but there are a few other humans stuck there—men, too—so you will survive. After we have taken over, we will come to liberate all of you, as you will be very useful when we begin to reform the other worlds. Now, come. They will grow suspicious if we wait too long.”
I wasn’t too sure whether to believe her or not, but I figured I had very little to lose now that the point was made. I went through with her into the entry chamber. We stripped down, got sterilization baths and super scans and everything, then got cleared to come on back, take that little code verification test on the combination eye and scale gadget, then walked into reception. The small staff was there with new clothes like before, and we had no trouble walkin’ from there to the high-speed elevator and up to the surface station.
“You’re takin’ a real risk with this, ain’t you?” I whispered to her.
“It had to be done and I had to see it. There was no other way. Now, I will make my call on mundane business from here and we will exit and rejoin the others.”
“You mean what you said back there?”
“Why not? Soon you will be joined by many more, from all the worlds the Company now exploits.” And, with that, she made her call. I don’t know to who or why, but I figured it was some routine thing not at all connected to our business, though I thought it might have been a code call to her high-class lover that all was goin’ well.
It was over quick enough, and we made our way back down. The way out was on a different floor from the way in, and not nearly so complicated. You just had a code check, to make sure nobody was sneakin’ out who shouldn’t be, and then you stepped into the Labyrinth that was always on at this end.
Addison smiled and nodded to Carlos and Aeii, who seemed real pleased, as well they should be. This was one hell of a plot.
We had a long walk in the Labyrinth after that, the longest I ever remembered. The switches and tracks had shortcuts to help long distances, but we was still talkin’ hours and hours of cubes and more cubes, weird landscapes and more weird landscapes. After a while, Carlos and Aeii handed off the bag to Addison after takin’ out their own guns and left us. It was just us three now, but somehow that made me feel better, not worse. Addison’s fury at Monroe had been real; she had a temper, but I think in her own way she had a sense of honor. I wasn’t none too sure the other pair did.
Finally we turned and entered the damndest tunnel in the whole thing I ever saw.
All the scenes on all four cube walls for the longest distance was exactly the same. We was lookin’ out on some broad grassy range and off in the distance you could see a fellow on horseback. But each scene was just slightly different as you walked through. It was fascinatin’. First of all, the man and the horse was never in the same exact place. Second of all, sometimes the grass was tall, sometimes short, sometimes green, sometimes yellow, and sometimes there was other trees and sometimes there wasn’t. The man and the horse and the scene all changed. After a while, that horse seemed to be a purplish thing and the guy on top began to look more and more like some kinda horror movie freak and less and less like a man. Unfortunately, the scene ran out before I could get a real clear look at them, but I got to tell you it was unnervin’.
We was now in Type One territory, and it was weird all ’round. Once they set up a region, they blacked out the worlds they didn’t use or want to look at generally and now there was only the occasional scene here or there, almost never with people. You couldn’t see much, anyways; they was careful that their stations would always be concealed, so what we’d seen with that horse and rider was some real thin weak point, a natural thing. Now we was back to just stations, and they was as blacked out mostly as the unused worlds.
We stopped in stages at certain worlds, mostly Company setups, I figured, where there was survival shacks, basic Type Zero food and water, and the like. There was also a separate area we could see that looked all crazy and had stuff you wouldn’t touch on a bet—Type One stuff. These was worlds like the one we’d left, worlds where people of any kind just never got invented, and they used ’em as rest stops on the inter-world highway. At the first one, Addison pulled out these little necklaces that looked sorta like red pearls, one for each of us. “Put these on,” she ordered us, puttin’ one on herself. “They contain small broadcast units that contain randomly shifted identity codes while leaving the security clearance intact. They will mask your much weaker identity signals and make it impossible to trace us from this point.”
Another question answered. Anytime somebody tells you a system’s foolproof, all it means is that you are protected from fools.
They said that pulpweed juice didn’t travel, but I guess that’s ’cause the folks where it come from never got ’round to inventin’ vacuum-sealed storage containers or somethin’, ’cause Addison had it and ’cause we didn’t get no high, damn it, we didn’t even slow ’em down.
We actually took a sleeping period at one of them rest areas. I didn’t mind, but I was real surprised that a revolutionary band this well connected hadn’t been able to con no vehicle. What the hell—what did we have the right to complain about, anyways? The last thing I wanted to think anything about was the future.

We took three days, judgin’ from the sleep periods and the doses of weed juice, before we got near the place. I lost count of the cubes, worlds, switch points, and rest areas. Finally, though, we entered the world at a force point.
It was a right pretty-lookin’ place, but not real homey. More like the kind of background you see in all them old John Wayne westerns. Lotsa colors, mesas, rock steeples, and—what do they call them things?—buttes. Never was clear what a butte was, but they had ’em.
The temperature was cool but not cold, maybe high sixties. The sky looked a little bluer than I thought it should be, and I didn’t remember no John Wayne movies with green rocks, and blue ones, too, but this place had ’em. It also had little clumps of growths here and there, of sickly purple grasses and clumps of this odd-lookin’ plant that had a base like a pale blue cabbage and thick purple stalks growin’ out of ’em with round pale pink balls on the ends. The skin and balls looked sorta metallic, and as you walked all the colors of the sun seemed to ripple off ’em, like lookin’ sideways at a pane of glass in summer.
“This is it?” I commented. “Looks kinda lonely to me.”
“Looks kinda yucky to me,” my twin put in.
“There are better places, but this is the only force point developed,” Addison told us. “There’s a small settlement about fifty kilometers—about thirty miles—that way. An old trail leads down the cliff side here to the bottom, where there’s a small river. Follow the river against the stream and you’ll hit it. Most of the vegetation is that violet color; plants here use a different system of making food from sunlight than ours do. Don’t let it throw you off. Most anything the people here eat, you can eat, and I doubt if the symbiont will let you eat wrongly. The bulk of the Type Zero colony, perhaps a half dozen people, live near the village. You won’t have any trouble finding them. The natives are generally friendly and will mostly ignore you unless you do something to provoke them. They’re not very pretty to look at, but we aren’t that pretty to them, either, and it is their world. Go down to the colony. They’ll fill you in and get you settled. They’ll understand your problems, too. They’ve all been hooked on this stuff for years.”
“That’s it?” my twin asked. “You just drop us here and that’s the end?”
“That’s about it. When I leave, this forcer will be set to open only from the Labyrinth side. It might be quite some time before anyone comes for you. It might well be many years, depending on how smoothly this goes and how many problems the takeover and restructuring of the Company first and then my people goes, but eventually someone will come. In a week, no more, I will be like you, and Addison will be no more, so this is farewell.”
“Seems to me you’re makin’ the biggest sacrifice of all,” I noted. “Is it really worth that much? Do you really believe that your people are gonna be any better than the ones now?”
She swallowed hard. “I am not eager for this. Who is eager to die? But I would take a dagger and strike my chest and remove my own heart and crush it if that is what it would take to topple this abomination. I don’t know if we will be better rulers than we have now; no one can fully predict the future. I do know that they could not be any worse, and that radical change in a society that has never changed since gaining power will collapse it, force it to rebuild, and along different lines. I will have the necklaces back, please, now. You can keep the dresses and sandals, although no one here cares much if you run nude all the time. The climate here is mild, and if you get a chill you can make your own. This is enough time. Farewell.”
We handed her the necklaces, but we wasn’t gonna let her get away scot-free. “Wait a minute!” Brandy Two called to her. “You ain’t left no juice or weed or nothin’! How do we even know this is the right world?”
She turned. “I would not have brought you all this way just to fool you. Ask your twin. There are many easier places I could have dumped you with far less time and trouble.”
“That’s true ’nuff,” I agreed.
“As for the fix, you won’t need it anymore. That round plant with the stalks is the rainbow weed. It grows like wildfire. You’ll find it delicious.” She pushed the forcer, got a crude cube, and stepped into it. It collapsed almost immediately.
“Can you believe her?” my twin commented. “Damn! We spend all that damned time prayin’ for the day when the color of your skin don’t mean a thing, and we find out that even if everybody was the same color and beautiful, people would still figure out a way to divide and hate each other!”
“It do give you some discouragement,” I agreed. “Damn it, I guess we got a long climb down and a thirty-mile run ’fore we know if we’re just a pair of conned turkeys or if we got a future at all.”
“Shouldn’t we hang around awhile, just in case?”
I shook my head. “Uh uh. We don’t know if them necklaces didn’t screw up this whole bit, but if they did we’re better off findin’ folks and seein’ what this place is like. If not, they’ll find us. Besides, in order to really wrap this up, I wanna talk to them humans stuck here. Besides, don’t you remember her sayin’ that some of ’em was men? They been havin’ to live with rank amateurs all this time. Maybe us trained professionals can put a little spice in their lives.”

We was able to find the trail without much lookin’; it was well worn and well used. Well, I supposed they had to get the damned juice up to this point somehow and fairly regular.
Thirty miles was more than a marathon run, and sure as hell impossible in a sari and sandals. The river was fairly wide but real shallow and there was a flat, worn area all along this shore. More of the trail, we supposed, since off and on we saw some real ugly-lookin’ animal shit. Leastwise, we hoped it was animal turds. Either that or this world’s dudes was really huge ’nuff to shit bricks. Purple and orange ones, too.
I don’t know if the juice was feelin’ at home or not, but it really felt good to run; we paced ourselves but ran for hours before we stopped, and even then we was just startin’ to work up a real sweat. The rainbow weed was all over the place, wherever there was sunlight, and we found ourselves just pullin’ it up and eatin’ the balls and the big round head. I guess it weren’t enough, ’cause the juice also had us eatin’ grass like we was some kinda cows or somethin’, and drinkin’ long and hard from the river. It filled us up, though, but also made us kinda drowsy, and ’long ’bout sundown we just found a patch of grass and collapsed. ’Bout the only thing my twin said before we was both dead to the world was, “I ain’t sure I like the menu, but we sure as hell won’t starve none here.”
Which were, of course, my thoughts exactly.
Next day we made real time, and broke outta that badlands and into broad fields. It took a minute to realize that a lot of the landscape was just like the stuff we saw where we come in, only now it was covered in violet and purple and shimmering colors. The path kept on beside the river, sometimes broken by small streams and creeks flowin’ in, but we just splashed through ’em. There was clouds in the sky now, and they looked pretty normal; big fluffy cotton balls that made shadows on the ground.
The trail also had several junctions, but we kept to the river path. Hell, that’s what we was told to do. Finally, we come in sight of civilization, or what passed for it in these parts. A big clump of what looked like giant mounds or maybe beehives with pointy tops, only made of clay and mud and rock and havin’ openin’s and ladders and steps. Before we reached it, though, we met our first inhabitant.
He was big, in every sense of the word. Built like a wrestler, with big, round eyes, the biggest, flattest nose I ever seen, and skin that was kinda shiny and glitterin’ like fish scales. He had big, muscular arms and bigger feet and he needed a manicure somethin’ awful. He also had a flowin’ mane of thick, curly, dark purple hair and a beard maybe a foot long. He was wearin’ a kinda sleeveless dark brown tunic and a knee-length skirt or kilt, but I doubt if there ever was the Einstein what could make shoes for them feet. The hair was about the same color as the grass.
He started talkin’ to us, gesturin’ wildly, making the damndest gruntin’ and blowin’ and bellowin’ we ever heard, which we took to be the way these dudes talked. It took a couple minutes for us to realize that he didn’t even know we was newcomers; he was spoutin’ off to us ’bout somethin’ like we met every day.
“I guess we all look alike to them, too,” Brandy Two noted.
We finally got this big bruiser calmed down enough to take a breath. We tried to show we didn’t understand him, come from up there, and was lookin’ for our own kind. It was crude, but he turned put to be a bright fella at that and pointed a long, pointy-nailed finger further on, then cocked it. We figured that meant take the next right, so we thanked him and went on.
Any other circumstance I’d’a been scared to death of that creature, but here it almost seemed normal. At least now we knew what the people were like who got permanently married to a virus and a plant.
“I wonder if our hair’s gonna turn purple,” I muttered. Anything was possible now.
The new trail we took was less used, but still plain enough, and led pretty quick to a small single one of them beehive type huts with two even smaller ones behind. There was a small creek runnin’ right beside the property, and in the field was two creatures that looked like hairy purple elephants with no trunks and tails like them old dinosaur pictures.
We slowed down, not sure this was the place, when we saw two women ’bout as pregnant as you can get sittin’ outside, naked as we was, sucklin’ a couple of little babies. That stopped me. I just hadn’t figured on babies.
One was the golden type, the other was darker and built different, not black but maybe Latino. They saw us, and did a real take, then the Latin woman called to us in some language that sounded as bad as old scales and bellow, only more human. “Uh oh,” I muttered. “We forgot ’bout the language thing. Bet Addison did, too.”
Well, they all started comin’ ’round to us after that, and others come out of the houses or in from the field. There was three women, three men, and seven kids, the oldest of which looked maybe two and a half. A man and woman was of the golden people variety, another couple was this Latino-lookin’ type, and a third couple was deep-tanned white, he with real blond hair and blue eyes and she with reddish-brown hair and green eyes.
From the looks of the kids, they didn’t seem exactly married to their own matched partners. Maybe they was, maybe they wasn’t, when the kids showed up, but not lately.
Language was a problem right off, but one of the men, who looked older, though they all looked damned good, at least knowed what English was and knew a language close enough that we could talk with practice, at least on a simple level. With time we could come to some kinda compromise, I felt, but that worried me. If we had that kinda time, we was in deep shit.

We had the time. Weeks, in fact, to kinda settle in and get the feel of the place. There wasn’t much work to do ’cept cleanin’ up a bit, and gettin’ used to the idea of a pit toilet and a creek for runnin’ water, but we managed. The women, all pregnant, seemed almost relieved at our arrival. They didn’t get the urge as bad, but the men did, and we kinda took some of the pressure off.
And, real hard but real dedicated-like, we got to the point where we could get complicated ideas across to each other, at least the guy who spoke that sorta English, who said his name was Avong Simran, one of the golden people. A real scientist—he showed us his old field expedition gear, much of it still powered and workin’ but not much used these days and not much useful day to day here.
They was an exploiter team, the six of them, sent out by the Company like so many to scout out a bunch of worlds in an area where the Company thought there was somethin’ possibly worth its while. They was only scouts, the early explorers, but they did a lot of the original work. Each had a specialty—geology, anthropology, two different biology people, one for plants and one for animals, general physics, and general chemistry. They was on the track of some rare trace element, whatever that is, that was valuable to the Company in runnin’ its portable gear and which didn’t seem all that common among the worlds, and they was like them dudes who go out searchin’ for oil, diggin’ here, then there, till they hit a gusher. This was maybe the twentieth world they’d looked at in a row, and all the signs said that in the next few worlds this stuff they was lookin’ for, which was made in some natural process not real common and takin’ millions of years, was there in goodly amounts.
They was kinda surprised to find the folks here so primitive; their near identical twins in some of the other worlds were pretty well advanced. They set up a base camp near this town, adjusted their gear so they had some language ability with these big dudes—they could understand it, but no Type Zero human had all the guts needed to talk it right—and settled in to make their search. In ’bout a month and a half they found some of it in the hills nearby and was all ready to call in more experts with better equipment and move on when all of a sudden the real peaceful folk of this world just went nuts.
For nine days and nights, there was a near orgy of rape and constant sex and not much else, day in and day out. They were not immune. Each of the women got it at least once from one of them big suckers before it was over. Even the men weren’t immune; they got raped by these Type One women just the same, drippin’ stuff. You don’t get much of a hard-on like that, but they had theirs shoved up holes anyways and got covered with wet.
Then, just as suddenly, it was all over and everybody was peaceful and lovin’ and kind as before. None of the Type Zeros was in any condition to walk or ride all the way to the force point for weeks, and a couple had broken bones and all was wall-to-wall bruises, but by the time things started to heal they began to see the changes in themselves. We knew the routine real well. They was hooked. They was also smart enough to figure out that they’d caught somethin’, and somethin’ real dangerous to others, from the local folks. They got up to the force point and sent a “trouble—dangerous infection” message up the line to the Exploration and Exploitation Division, then set out to study the thing even as it changed and held them.
Trouble was, they was an advance party and not a medical man among ’em. Their lab gear was set up for explorin’ and survival, not complicated medical studies. The Company—at least they thought it was—sent some stuff that helped, but there was a limit to what they could do. Finally, they decided that two of ’em would set off toward a quarantine area down toward headquarters to be studied. You can guess what happened. They barely made it back in time to save their own lives and sanity, and even now that couple was showin’ some lingerin’ effects of damage.
They sent all sorts of samples back—blood, urine, even semen—and eventually they got their answer. Some kinda virus of unknown design and construction, they was told. Probably incurable at this stage without damagin’ the host. However, it had real possibilities for somethin’. No, they didn’t know for what, or why the Company seemed so interested, but that wasn’t their job or place. Could the native males be induced by trade goods and ideas to give semen? Well, it turned out they could. Even though they was only real interested in sex once a year durin’ that mad orgy time, they could get it up if they had to. It was a hell of a business, but it kept the stranded team in touch with the Company and civilization, gave ’em a feelin’ it weren’t no total tragedy, and gave ’em a real chance to study this civilization and people.
It took ’em a long time to get the link to the rainbow weed, even though it was right under their noses. You just don’t think of a disease that lives off humans needin’ somethin’ from a plant. The biologists finally figured it after ’bout a year or more when they started seein’ other connections between the lower animals and plants of the world. They sent samples and loads of seeds up as part of their studies.
They also studied the people here and compared it to themselves. You’d think that after that orgy time every female would get pregnant, but only a fraction of them did in any given year. The birth rate was low, but the life expectancy was very long. Still and all, in some ways it was a culture without a lot of the shit that tore us apart. Men and women did all the same jobs equally. They didn’t have no marriages or stuff, since what was the point of even developin’ it, all things considered, but they had a real sense of tribe and community. Weren’t no social classes, neither, ’cause when you had a period of time every year when everybody was screwin’ everybody else there just was no way to keep no royal families pure. No races, either. Since everybody bred with everybody any real differences got averaged out maybe thousands of years ago. No wars, neither. They had no real idea of private property.
But there was a price. There wasn’t much in the way of development, invention, real progress. They got to a point the scientists called Bronze Age culture, and stopped. Guess they just didn’t need to go no further. In the same time our ancestors went from Bible times to television and space travel and computers, and the golden people developed all that fancy futuristic shit and the Labyrinth, they maybe invented a better saddle and a better plow.
It didn’t seem fair, but it seems like all our warfare and jealousy and hatreds and divisions was the thing that caused real progress, too. If you got rid of all the bad things ’bout human bein’s, you didn’t go nowheres. Nasty, divisive, warring civilizations with territories and jealousies and kings and all did best, if they didn’t destroy each other, which was the odds ’bout half the time. On that scale, them golden people who founded the Company must have been real sweethearts. And I thought we was bad!
I tried to explain what was goin’ on with what they was sendin’ back down the Labyrinth. They didn’t really want to believe it, and they didn’t like the idea of bein’ used that much, but they seemed to care a lot more that somebody’d found a way to live with it back there than with the idea that it was gonna be used to destroy the Company. I guess if you work for a Company that treats you like shit, you don’t give a damn what happens to it. They worked for the Company ’cause it had the Labyrinth and the only ticket to what they’d all wanted to do. They sure didn’t have no love for it, though.
Since the demands for semen had stopped and most business with the Company stopped, they figured the high-tech boys had figured a way not to need ’em anymore. That was fine with them, so long as they was stuck, but they was still havin’ a real tough time convincin’ the locals that they didn’t need it no more and that they had nothin’ to trade for it. I guess that’s what the old blowhard we met was complainin’ to us about.
They hadn’t figured on kids, neither, but it was kinda inevitable when you had to do it every day, sometimes more than once, and the chemicals they used to prevent it was long gone. Unless that juice done more to us than we knew, though, there wouldn’t be no black babies around. Still, it was kinda nice to see them little kids, hold ’em, play with ’em. Even Brandy Two, who never let down her hard shell, really took to ’em.
Still, the little colony was just markin’ time here. This wasn’t their world no more than it was ours, and they didn’t really have much place in it. They was just doin’ what they could, livin’ day by day, and not lookin’ much beyond the moment.
Five weeks or so after we got there, we had visitors.
They came in white suits with space helmet type gear and air packs and all the rest. We told ’em they wouldn’t have no trouble if they just all kept their pants on all the time and didn’t stick around another month and a half until the locals went after everything alive. One of ’em was Bill Markham, and I was never so happy to see nobody in my whole life ’cept Sam.
“I look pretty healthy for a dead man,” he admitted to me. “After all, Sam killed me in a pretty fancy car accident about two weeks ago. Made all the papers. I’m getting a little tired of rescuing you from these worlds, though. We have to stop meeting like this.”
“You got ’em, then?”
“No. Not yet. Until we were able to analyze that plant we got samples of from that safe world where you two were held there wasn’t any way. Now, however, we’re ready to act. Don’t worry, though. We’re pretty well alerted to what they’re trying to do and in a very short time, with all the knowledge and technology of the Center, we’ve learned a lot about this bug. We’re setting up the climax now. I thought you’d want in on it.”
“Would I! But—where’s Sam?”
Markham cleared his throat. “You want the truth?” The way he said it I was afraid somethin’ happened to Sam.
“Yeah, Bill. Straight.”
“Brandy—Sam’s real broken up about all this, no matter what act he put on for you. I’m not sure he can take seeing you much more. You wanted the truth, you got it. To be perfectly frank, the only reason I think he’s kept on living was to wrap up this case. I wouldn’t give fifty cents for his future once it’s closed.”
“Not Sam,” I responded. “I can’t believe that.”
“You think he’s so much stronger than you? That he rescued you from the depths? You rescued each other. You never believed that, but it’s true. In his own way, he needs you as much as you needed him. Just remember what you were like when you thought he was good as dead. Listless, aimless, nothing to live for—you finally decided that it didn’t matter if you got hooked, even killed. Like him, you had only the case and you didn’t give a damn about yourself or what happened during or after. I have never seen two people so absolutely unlike in all the superficial ways who were so identical underneath. He’s not so tough deep down. Maybe, somehow, he could cope with your death, although I’m not too sure of that, but he could never stand to live knowing that you were alive, too. It would tear him to pieces.”
“But—I still love him! I’d go back to him!”
“Sure. You’d go back to him, but like this. It’d be like having a wild, promiscuous, totally uninhibited daughter in the house beyond control, not a wife, partner, and lover. I don’t know how much ideas of right and wrong, good and evil, wild and limited, you retain, but there’s no room the way you are for compromises, self-sacrifice, or selflessness. I think he could take you crippled, or paralyzed, better than this.” He sighed. “Well, we better get things and people all packed up and ready to move here. We’re on a tight schedule.”
“Bill, I—”
“Save it. It can wait. It’s between you and Sam, nobody else. You are all under technical arrest, since you’re part of the substantial case we’re building here.”
“Damn it, you shoulda come sooner!”
“We did. You forget that time runs at different rates in many of these worlds. You been here—what? Five, six weeks? But it’s only been four days of my time, subjectively, and two of those were spent with computer experts sorting out the garbage from the signals and tracing you here. They have a pretty powerful and clever jammer there. I’d love to get a look at one. If we hadn’t had two of you giving off the same identical signal to reinforce it, we’d never have found you.”
“Bill—what happens now? To me, I mean?”
“We have essence du rainbow weed in a shot capsule. With a team working here, I think we can probably get enough to last a very long time, until we can isolate and duplicate what it is in these plants here that makes them different from their twins and siblings on other worlds. We’ll be taking transports back, and then you’ll be extensively debriefed. Then we’ll spring our own little trap and try to wrap this up.”
“No—that ain’t what I meant. After that.”
“We’ll take you—and your twin—to any home world you want. Yours, hers, it doesn’t matter. There’s still over four million in the bank. You get half, and you can split it with her if you want. We’ll supply you with whatever amount of this junk you need as long as you need it. You’ll have money and a supply, you’ll have at least fifty years before you even start to look or feel middle-aged, or so they’re theorizing now, and nobody pulling your strings unless you want it. You’ll have a ball.”
“Yeah,” I sighed. “We’ll have a ball.” At the cost of losing Sam.



THE SHADOW DANCERS

10. Of Rainbow Weeds and Other Matters

The last of the puzzle was comin’ clear now; the few things that didn’t make no sense was fallin’ into place. I ain’t too much on subjects like biology or other sciences, but detective work is puzzle solvin’, and makin’ sense of what evidence you got is the way to solve it. Trouble was, we always thought we was dealin’ with one organization, the competition, as any moves against the Company was always called. Now we had that, and a band of fanatic revolutionaries within it even the bad guys didn’t know about.
I still can’t figure why Addison just come out and told it to us, or why she bothered to have Carlos fix me up. The only thing I could figure was that somehow she thought just ’cause we was bright women stuck by circumstances she thought we’d understand, maybe even applaud. Yeah, maybe in the end that was it. All this secrecy and skulking about in disguise, all this two-timin’ and double-crossin’ was leadin’ up to the climax for her, and since she didn’t expect to be able to appreciate it then she just wanted to take a few bows now.
Still, while it was double dangerous to be around her at this stage, the fact was it was lucky beyond any hopes we had. Maybe Sam had her figured all along; maybe, somehow, he knew she needed an audience, and we was the only witnesses around guaranteed not to talk.
Carlos and this Aeii was a lot less friendly, and clearly considered us excess baggage, but they indulged her. Why not? At least instead of tryin’ to figure a way to tag along, we was bein’ forced to take front row seats.
It was clear that Carlos and Addison had a thing goin’. At least, he looked at her and treated her like some kinda goddess, and he was the only man around who we ever saw her drop her act and guard. He knew he was gonna lose her, but he was willin’. Like I said, fanatics. I don’t know whose world spawned him, but he sure as hell wanted it changed.
My twin and me, we had problems with the juice that they had to handle. Like I said, when the juice says you need somethin’, you really need it. Food we got, at roadside places, though not the balance we needed, so we both wound up with some of them funny and otherwise gruesome combinations of things. They also let us run, at roadside rest stops, and we was able to use the space and some of the gear in the truck for other exercises and weights. The sex urge was a problem, since the driver was this tough-lookin’ woman in a black outfit and cowboy hat and Carlos was only interested in Addison. The only way out of it was the way we’d had to go when the club was closed and weather kept any chance of gettin’ anybody slim to none. I won’t go into details, but if you ever wonder what it’d be like to be somebody else and get laid by yourself, ask me. It wasn’t all that bad, since we both sure enough knew just what the other liked most. It was kinda like havin’ a million great appetizers but no main course, but so long as you got off, the juice didn’t know no different.
They all watched us with real distaste, and Addison in particular looked uncomfortable. We was a real example of what she was thinkin’ of doin’ to herself.
We come into a small private airport somewheres in Ohio, I think, and there was a plane waitin’ for us. It was a small job as planes go, but it could take the five of us, with the lady trucker keepin’ on the road with all that fancy and illegal gear. It was a straight air charter, called ahead from the road. I figured from this either we wasn’t goin’ where I thought we was or they decided not to use anyplace the Company might now be monitoring.
We finally landed, after two stops, someplace in Mississippi, which didn’t thrill either of us none on the face of it. I got to admit, though, that my twin was far less thrilled than me. In her world Lincoln lost the 1864 election, and President McClellan made peace with the Confederacy. Oh, they got reunited again, long ’bout 1900, but on strict terms that included a state’s rights to make its own laws on segregation and race and to leave the union again if the Compact of 1900 was broken. Yeah, the south abolished slavery eventually, but her version of the place sounded more like South Africa than the U.S.A. I knew. The north wasn’t so bad—most of the states had their own civil rights acts—but her Mississippi of today was kinda like ours of the twenties. I tried to assure her that this Mississippi even had black mayors and councilmen and sheriffs, but I had to admit I still didn’t feel comfortable in the place, neither.
By nightfall, we was in a rented station wagon headin’ south, first on nice road, then on real back road shit. We finally got to this old deserted shack in the middle of this hot, humid, swamp in the center of the lousiest land in the state. It was run-down and didn’t have no phone or electricity or nothin’, but it had a pump outside that worked, an old-style outhouse out back that smelled like nothin’ else on this or any other Earth, a wood-burnin’ old iron stove, a few supplies in sealed containers, and a bunch of mattresses stacked up in a corner that would do for all of us. Addison had stopped at a grocery and picked up a bunch of things, which told us we was gonna be there for a little while but not too long or there’d be a hell of a drive for more.
They put us to work beatin’ out the mattresses, wipin’ down the place, washin’ out the pots and pans, and even choppin’ some of the chunks of wood there so they’d fit in the stove for cookin’. We also did the cookin’, the servin’ on paper plates and with paper cups we’d bought, and the cleanin’ up. The way they had us goin’, I got the real impression that the only thing these folks found wrong with havin’ a low class to do the shitwork was that they was all in it. They wasn’t so damned superior as they liked to think they was, but any attempt to point it out was met mostly with anger and threats, not reason. ’Bout the only consolation we had was that the millions of mosquitoes there tried us and dropped dead without no bites of consequence, while them three was near eaten alive and covered with Carlos’s salve.
We was there close to two days when that big old truck finally got to us. By that time they’d gone down into the swamps and come back with this thing that was like a flat piece of roughed-up plastic that floated a little bit off the ground. There seemed to be some kinda touch controls on it, though nothin’ was marked, so it went up or down to suit. To move, though, you had to push it, although even if a couple of us stood on it, anybody could move it as easy as if it was on flat rails.
Now they needed our muscles, and everybody else’s, to move that shit from the trailer onto the slab. It was a lot of stuff, and one of them crates had to weigh a ton—took us two hours just to get it from the back of the trailer to the edge, bit by bit—but once you had it on the slab it was the same as all the rest.
I ain’t sure if that lady trucker was in on anything or not, but she got paid off a huge roll of hundred-dollar bills and she never asked no questions or made more than businesslike comments. I got the strong impression that she got not just the cash but that they bought and gave her the truck as well. I guess maybe I wouldn’t ask no questions, neither.
Well, once we had it all, they was as anxious as could be to get out of there. I couldn’t figure why we flew down, ’cept, maybe, none of the others could stand the idea of two more days and nights in the back of that truck with poor sleep. I got the idea that if they knowed about Mississippi mosquitoes in summer they might have saved their money and taken the truck.
A wide path, just wide enough for the sled, as they called it, had been cut outta the woods, but they had my double and me take an ax and saw and sickle and clear out what had grown back since the last time they used the place, which was more than they’d figured. Still, it only took the two of us to push all that stuff down to this shallow and foul-smellin’ lake edge. I knowed we was strong, but we wasn’t that strong. It was easy to see how small amounts of goods could be easily transported within the Labyrinth.
At the lake’s edge, though, we all had to get up on the thing and push off with two long, rough poles, one on each side, walkin’ front to back at the same time. This was clearly another one of them Vogel-type entrances, one that the Company didn’t consider useful, and when we reached the spot and saw the Labyrinth form, I could see why. All but a tiny little bit of that set of constantly changin’ cubes of light and force was under the damned water. We headed into it, and wound up in a cube that had a fair amount of that water in it, only it wasn’t actin’ like water should. It was all broke up and floatin’ around, and we all got sloshin’ wet with swampy, foul-smellin’ water in no time. Still, we was able to jump down in a hurry and push into the next cube where it was dry, but the smell lingered on.
I never been on this track, so I had no idea where the switches was or anything, but just before a switch point we angled up and out the top. It was dry land, anyways, and surrounded by one creepy-lookin’ forest. I almost preferred the swamp after seein’ these monstrous trees and bushes that seemed all misshapen and was all sorts of colors and not just green. If you can imagine a forty-foot-high mushroom that was all ugly bruise-purple and oozed bloody-lookin’ shit outta its top, you get the idea of just one of the horrors of that place.
“Anybody live ’round here?” I asked nervously.
“No,” Carlos replied. “There are some great apes on other continents that have rudimentary intelligence, but there are no great apes on this continent. There are dangerous creatures about, though, so once we reach the camp and throw on the protection, do not venture beyond it.”
He wasn’t exactly warmin’ to us, but I think he was gettin’ to like havin’ two strong folks around to do all the shitwork he and the other two might otherwise have to do. Aeii was probably the same way, but we couldn’t be sure. She and Carlos could talk in some language, and she and Addison could talk in that singsong tongue, but she didn’t know no English, or at least she acted like she didn’t.
We passed through a bunch of poles about ten feet apart that looked like fence posts waitin’ for the fence. Once inside, Addison hit a switch on a pole and there was some kind of light beams criss-crossin’ between each of the posts. “Don’t touch the posts or in between,” Addison cautioned us. “It is sensitive to size and shape to a degree so it probably wouldn’t kill you, but it might burn all your hair off and probably leave you blind and partially paralyzed.” She didn’t have to worry. After that, I didn’t want to be no closer to them things than I had to be.
The camp itself looked like some African village, with three big round huts with thatched roofs and a few smaller ones that looked the same ’cept for size. The biggest one, right in the middle, had some kind of hard, very smooth brown floor, and had a kind of straw door that opened big enough to get the whole sled in. Once in, though, it was real hairy movin’, since the place already had a bunch of machines in it. It looked like something out of the Center, or at least Doc Jamispur’s lab. There was lights, and even power for all this stuff, though from where I couldn’t guess. There sure were no wires to the huts.
We got all but the big, heavy one off easy, then managed to tilt the sled enough to get it to mostly slide off with some real group pushin’.
It turned out they had a real setup here. One of the huts had a communal shower with real hot water—it looked like they collected rainwater, purified, and stored it—and toilets. Not our kind, but waterless round types that somehow got rid of the stuff with a chemical spray. Every time you went you had to wash off in the shower, though; nobody thought to pack toilet paper.
The third contained your basic headquarters roughin’-it kitchen, which was a bunch of gadgets that stored food in these funny boxes, then you stuck ’em, box and all, into one of these compartments or another dependin’ on if they matched the symbols on the box, waited until a bell rung, and took ’em out. Some was hot, some cold, and others at room temperature, but while we didn’t recognize much of what we ate it didn’t taste all that bad and the juice approved.
They stuck us in this little hut that was furthest away from the bathroom, but that figured. It wasn’t much—a woven straw mat floor, one bed that was barely a double that seemed to be just a big air mattress covered in some soft stuff and all blown up at one end to form a kinda pillow, plus a bowl if you wanted to get water from the supply and keep it handy, and that was it. We waited to take our showers after them, and stuck our nice, new clothes in to soak, although we kinda figured we’d never get that stink out.
None of the others bothered with no clothes ’cept Carlos, who put on some kind of flowered ankle-length skirt and belt. We figured he was both bein’ modest as the only man in the world and also it looked right on him, like the kind of thing his people wore wherever they was.
They mostly ignored us and let us do our own thing ’cept for a few hours after we arrived when Carlos and Addison called us into the big hut and he gave us each a cup of some dark liquid. “Drink it—all of it,” he ordered.
It tasted lousy goin’ down, but after a little while it really revved us up. We went through our needs and routines extra long and extra hard that day, then just dropped into sleep. It wasn’t till the next day that Brandy Two said, “We didn’t get no juice last night.”
“Huh? ’Course we did, ’cause I feel fine.”
“We didn’t get it. We should both be well into withdrawal right now, but we’re fine. I’m even a little higher than usual. You?”
“The same.” I got puzzled. This wasn’t possible—was it? Not that we kicked it. We hadn’t. It was all there, all the same, only we didn’t get no jolt and we both felt cheated by it, even a little let down. No super high at all for the first time in almost a year. No mellow comedown. Nothin’. The juice was still runnin’ our bodies and our routines okay, but it was kinda on its own.
Later that day, the juice made that same shit in the cup taste like the world’s most wonderful wine. “This is it, huh? This is the stuff?”
He nodded. “Not a lab production, though. It is the product of a plant. A very common plant in certain areas. The locals in the world where it grows call it something like ogroppa, or that is as close as we can come to a name that is part word, part grunt. Literally speaking, the name means ‘rainbow weed,’ since it is quite colorful. It is their staple, as we use maize, rice, bread, or potatoes. Its chemical composition is quite complex and unique to any botany I have known. Even this world’s strange plants are distant relatives to ones in our worlds, but this seems to be a crossover between the botany of basic humanity and the botany of the other sentient peoples who are out along the boundaries of Type Two. At some point, a common organism that was parasitic on higher animals in that world moved into the lifeform that are humans there, and a strange relationship developed among a viral organism, a plant, and the humans of that world. The plant will grow most anywhere except in the Arctic and immediate subarctic regions, deserts, and above roughly two thousand meters. The natives take it for granted and have never related it to this parasite inside them, which becomes a symbiont with the plant. They do not even understand that there is anything inside them at all.”
“They ain’t real clever, huh?” Brandy Two asked.
“Oh, they have the same potential as we do, but this shapes their development. They do not get sick, therefore they have not developed real medicine and biology as we know it. They are excellent farmers and herdsmen, but high mountain barriers, stretches of desert, and wide seas limit them, as the plant will not travel well or for very long without going bad. They are a generally happy people; they have a rich art and folklore tradition, and some remarkable cities similar to those of the ancient native American empires or those of the early Middle East. They progress, but they are not very ambitious. As you can guess, they have a great deal of sex, but they reproduce very slowly. Females there ovulate only a couple of times a year. The only reason you have this irrepressible sex urge is that it thinks you are one of them; it senses potential reproduction almost constantly in you, and not being smart or clever it acts.”
“But there ain’t no super high with this shit!” I protested. “That ain’t fair, when you got to do all the other stuff.”
“You will always want it, but we think you will get used to this. We will take specimens and samples from you daily, from now on. Otherwise, you are free to roam about. Later, when we begin to move, you will gain even more freedom.”
“Hold on,” I said. “You say you knew ’bout this whole thing, this plant, long ago? Then why all this experimentin’?”
“The biochemical problem is, I think, beyond you. It has to do with the way in which the plant’s molecules are constructed. The architecture is very alien to what we understand now, and we haven’t had the resources of the Corporation or institutions like the Center. Its own requirements for growth and development are not understood. It grows in most Type Zero and all Type One worlds, and looks chemically identical to the original, yet it will not interact with the symbiont. This is the first one that tested out in the lab for interaction, only a week ago. You two are telling me whether it is functionally identical to the parent.”
So that was it. They couldn’t use Vogel’s world no more, ’cause we blew it before they made their breakthrough. And they couldn’t test it on them shadow dancers, ’cause that was their own and needed for the plot. They could make more addicts, but that’d require them importin’ more juice when the heat was on, and that wouldn’t tell them nothin’ ’bout long-time addicts. So they had Brandy Two left over from their idea of switchin’ for me, and they had me, so we was handy. Guinea pigs, just like Sam said.
It wasn’t a hundred percent, but where it failed it wasn’t no pain. Some times you just had so much energy you had to burn it off; other times, you got real droopy and just sorta lay around lazily and tripped a little on raindrops or clouds or grass or somethin’, just starin’ for hours. I could see why they was good artists; probably would blow mean jazz, too.
You really ached for that jolt and high, but we both knew deep down that Carlos was right. We’d always want it, but we didn’t need it. We was on our own form of methadone.
After we’d get into our horny fever pitch and go at it, Carlos would be there takin’ vaginal samples and scrapin’s. Took me a couple days to figure out what he was lookin’ for, and took him about ten days to find it. In the meantime, Addison left for someplace, come back briefly once, then left again. She was back about four days after Carlos made his discovery, and this time there wasn’t no doubt I guessed right all down the line. She didn’t have no disguise on, and she was gorgeous.
“I can’t believe that’s the same girl,” my twin remarked. “Jesus! She even turns me on and I’m sick of doin’ it with women—nothin’ personal.”
“I know what you mean.” Did I ever! “They got this, they ain’t never gonna have ta go back to the origin world, though. We’re dead-ended and it should be clear by now. I can’t figure why nobody’s moved.”
“You sure that Sam was your man? I mean, real sure?”
“Sure as I can be,” I replied without much hesitation. “You heard him and saw him. They wouldn’t’a had much prep time to get him ready, and they didn’t have Sam under a hypnoscan like they did you and me. I don’t think he could have faked it. Besides, even if they coulda, I just felt it. I couldn’t explain it, I just felt it.”
“I thought I did, too. He loves you an awful lot, sister. An awful lot. And this hurt him real bad.”
“I know,” I whispered. “I know.”
Addison seemed both nervous and excited when she came over to see us. “Come. Get into the clothing I have brought for you. After all this time, we are finally beyond the testing and the skulking.”
She brought two of the sari and sandal combinations common to the world of headquarters, and they fit just fine. Addision, Carlos, and Aeii also got new clothes, but with an added touch. Each had a small, light, but real nasty-lookin’ gun. You wasn’t real sure how it worked or what it shot, but no matter how futuristic it was, I could recognize a machine gun when I saw one. They checked ’em out, but then put them in a carryin’ bag which Carlos carried for now. Clearly you didn’t want to be seen with them things when you reached a switch point.
“You two will stay close to each other at all times,” she warned us, “and give no warnings or alarms. Come.”
Carlos killed the protection gizmo and we walked out. I dunno how that thing guarded when nobody was there; I guess they had some kind of switch down at the Labyrinth entrance.
Carlos carried with him a gadget I’d heard the Company dudes call a forcer, a small but impressive-lookin’ little machine that could force a weak point open, briefly, to gain entrance to the Labyrinth from a world at that weak point or to maintain a small signal so that you could do it with the right code the other way. It made safe worlds like this one possible, and I bet that the bright boy who invented it spent the rest of his life wishin’ he hadn’t.
We got cubin’ okay, but the thing looked weak, unsteady, and not too big. Even so, we stepped into it and everybody made it. We walked immediately down one to the switch point, which was bein’ handled by a guy in a red uniform who had a face sorta like an orangutan. “Headquarters, security clearance—” and then she gave one of them words or phrases in the headquarters language. Ape-face checked his board, then made a kinda circle with his face which I guess was the same as a nod, and replied through the translator, “Very well. The male, however, is not cleared. Do you wish me to call in for special clearance?”
“That will not be necessary,” she replied, real cool now like she usually was. “Only two of us will enter, the rest will remain in a holding cube until we take care of our matter.”
“Very well. Cleared in. Specify the two to go at the final switch control point.”
We kept goin’, wonderin’ just what was goin’ on. Headquarters? It didn’t make no sense. We couldn’t take no guns in, and if I guessed right ’bout what this was all leadin’ up to, neither Brandy Two or me was much good there. It was a real surprise, then, when we got to the final security checkpoint and Addison specified herself and me to go in.
And suddenly I figured what we was doin’, and I got real scared.
We got cleared all right, but when we got to the entry cube and she motioned for the others to wait, I refused to move. That got ’em a little mad, but confused ’em, too. Finally Carlos reached in the gun bag and I thought he was gonna shoot one of us to get the other in, but instead he brought out a pair of them little headsets, givin’ one to Addison and one to me, so we could talk to each other.
“What is your problem?” she asked, nervous and irritated. “I won’t leave you there.”
“Don’t make no difference. Once we do this, I figure you don’t need us no more. I might just as well yell ‘security’ once I’m inside as come back out with you and get dumped in some world where they ain’t got no juice or no weed or nothin’. If I’m gonna die I’d rather it be with a gun, here and now, then slow from withdrawal, and we know too damn much to be stuck someplace with a pile of the stuff.”
“I thought of that,” she told me. “Look, right now you are registered in the log as coming in with me, and you will be registered going out and at every switch point from then on. They may never make the connection that there’s something odd about it, but we can’t take that chance. If we could, there are other ways to force you to do this. After this, we will take you up to the origin world, the world where the thing is natural and the rainbow weed runs wild. It’s no paradise, and the people aren’t quite human, but there are a few other humans stuck there—men, too—so you will survive. After we have taken over, we will come to liberate all of you, as you will be very useful when we begin to reform the other worlds. Now, come. They will grow suspicious if we wait too long.”
I wasn’t too sure whether to believe her or not, but I figured I had very little to lose now that the point was made. I went through with her into the entry chamber. We stripped down, got sterilization baths and super scans and everything, then got cleared to come on back, take that little code verification test on the combination eye and scale gadget, then walked into reception. The small staff was there with new clothes like before, and we had no trouble walkin’ from there to the high-speed elevator and up to the surface station.
“You’re takin’ a real risk with this, ain’t you?” I whispered to her.
“It had to be done and I had to see it. There was no other way. Now, I will make my call on mundane business from here and we will exit and rejoin the others.”
“You mean what you said back there?”
“Why not? Soon you will be joined by many more, from all the worlds the Company now exploits.” And, with that, she made her call. I don’t know to who or why, but I figured it was some routine thing not at all connected to our business, though I thought it might have been a code call to her high-class lover that all was goin’ well.
It was over quick enough, and we made our way back down. The way out was on a different floor from the way in, and not nearly so complicated. You just had a code check, to make sure nobody was sneakin’ out who shouldn’t be, and then you stepped into the Labyrinth that was always on at this end.
Addison smiled and nodded to Carlos and Aeii, who seemed real pleased, as well they should be. This was one hell of a plot.
We had a long walk in the Labyrinth after that, the longest I ever remembered. The switches and tracks had shortcuts to help long distances, but we was still talkin’ hours and hours of cubes and more cubes, weird landscapes and more weird landscapes. After a while, Carlos and Aeii handed off the bag to Addison after takin’ out their own guns and left us. It was just us three now, but somehow that made me feel better, not worse. Addison’s fury at Monroe had been real; she had a temper, but I think in her own way she had a sense of honor. I wasn’t none too sure the other pair did.
Finally we turned and entered the damndest tunnel in the whole thing I ever saw.
All the scenes on all four cube walls for the longest distance was exactly the same. We was lookin’ out on some broad grassy range and off in the distance you could see a fellow on horseback. But each scene was just slightly different as you walked through. It was fascinatin’. First of all, the man and the horse was never in the same exact place. Second of all, sometimes the grass was tall, sometimes short, sometimes green, sometimes yellow, and sometimes there was other trees and sometimes there wasn’t. The man and the horse and the scene all changed. After a while, that horse seemed to be a purplish thing and the guy on top began to look more and more like some kinda horror movie freak and less and less like a man. Unfortunately, the scene ran out before I could get a real clear look at them, but I got to tell you it was unnervin’.
We was now in Type One territory, and it was weird all ’round. Once they set up a region, they blacked out the worlds they didn’t use or want to look at generally and now there was only the occasional scene here or there, almost never with people. You couldn’t see much, anyways; they was careful that their stations would always be concealed, so what we’d seen with that horse and rider was some real thin weak point, a natural thing. Now we was back to just stations, and they was as blacked out mostly as the unused worlds.
We stopped in stages at certain worlds, mostly Company setups, I figured, where there was survival shacks, basic Type Zero food and water, and the like. There was also a separate area we could see that looked all crazy and had stuff you wouldn’t touch on a bet—Type One stuff. These was worlds like the one we’d left, worlds where people of any kind just never got invented, and they used ’em as rest stops on the inter-world highway. At the first one, Addison pulled out these little necklaces that looked sorta like red pearls, one for each of us. “Put these on,” she ordered us, puttin’ one on herself. “They contain small broadcast units that contain randomly shifted identity codes while leaving the security clearance intact. They will mask your much weaker identity signals and make it impossible to trace us from this point.”
Another question answered. Anytime somebody tells you a system’s foolproof, all it means is that you are protected from fools.
They said that pulpweed juice didn’t travel, but I guess that’s ’cause the folks where it come from never got ’round to inventin’ vacuum-sealed storage containers or somethin’, ’cause Addison had it and ’cause we didn’t get no high, damn it, we didn’t even slow ’em down.
We actually took a sleeping period at one of them rest areas. I didn’t mind, but I was real surprised that a revolutionary band this well connected hadn’t been able to con no vehicle. What the hell—what did we have the right to complain about, anyways? The last thing I wanted to think anything about was the future.

We took three days, judgin’ from the sleep periods and the doses of weed juice, before we got near the place. I lost count of the cubes, worlds, switch points, and rest areas. Finally, though, we entered the world at a force point.
It was a right pretty-lookin’ place, but not real homey. More like the kind of background you see in all them old John Wayne westerns. Lotsa colors, mesas, rock steeples, and—what do they call them things?—buttes. Never was clear what a butte was, but they had ’em.
The temperature was cool but not cold, maybe high sixties. The sky looked a little bluer than I thought it should be, and I didn’t remember no John Wayne movies with green rocks, and blue ones, too, but this place had ’em. It also had little clumps of growths here and there, of sickly purple grasses and clumps of this odd-lookin’ plant that had a base like a pale blue cabbage and thick purple stalks growin’ out of ’em with round pale pink balls on the ends. The skin and balls looked sorta metallic, and as you walked all the colors of the sun seemed to ripple off ’em, like lookin’ sideways at a pane of glass in summer.
“This is it?” I commented. “Looks kinda lonely to me.”
“Looks kinda yucky to me,” my twin put in.
“There are better places, but this is the only force point developed,” Addison told us. “There’s a small settlement about fifty kilometers—about thirty miles—that way. An old trail leads down the cliff side here to the bottom, where there’s a small river. Follow the river against the stream and you’ll hit it. Most of the vegetation is that violet color; plants here use a different system of making food from sunlight than ours do. Don’t let it throw you off. Most anything the people here eat, you can eat, and I doubt if the symbiont will let you eat wrongly. The bulk of the Type Zero colony, perhaps a half dozen people, live near the village. You won’t have any trouble finding them. The natives are generally friendly and will mostly ignore you unless you do something to provoke them. They’re not very pretty to look at, but we aren’t that pretty to them, either, and it is their world. Go down to the colony. They’ll fill you in and get you settled. They’ll understand your problems, too. They’ve all been hooked on this stuff for years.”
“That’s it?” my twin asked. “You just drop us here and that’s the end?”
“That’s about it. When I leave, this forcer will be set to open only from the Labyrinth side. It might be quite some time before anyone comes for you. It might well be many years, depending on how smoothly this goes and how many problems the takeover and restructuring of the Company first and then my people goes, but eventually someone will come. In a week, no more, I will be like you, and Addison will be no more, so this is farewell.”
“Seems to me you’re makin’ the biggest sacrifice of all,” I noted. “Is it really worth that much? Do you really believe that your people are gonna be any better than the ones now?”
She swallowed hard. “I am not eager for this. Who is eager to die? But I would take a dagger and strike my chest and remove my own heart and crush it if that is what it would take to topple this abomination. I don’t know if we will be better rulers than we have now; no one can fully predict the future. I do know that they could not be any worse, and that radical change in a society that has never changed since gaining power will collapse it, force it to rebuild, and along different lines. I will have the necklaces back, please, now. You can keep the dresses and sandals, although no one here cares much if you run nude all the time. The climate here is mild, and if you get a chill you can make your own. This is enough time. Farewell.”
We handed her the necklaces, but we wasn’t gonna let her get away scot-free. “Wait a minute!” Brandy Two called to her. “You ain’t left no juice or weed or nothin’! How do we even know this is the right world?”
She turned. “I would not have brought you all this way just to fool you. Ask your twin. There are many easier places I could have dumped you with far less time and trouble.”
“That’s true ’nuff,” I agreed.
“As for the fix, you won’t need it anymore. That round plant with the stalks is the rainbow weed. It grows like wildfire. You’ll find it delicious.” She pushed the forcer, got a crude cube, and stepped into it. It collapsed almost immediately.
“Can you believe her?” my twin commented. “Damn! We spend all that damned time prayin’ for the day when the color of your skin don’t mean a thing, and we find out that even if everybody was the same color and beautiful, people would still figure out a way to divide and hate each other!”
“It do give you some discouragement,” I agreed. “Damn it, I guess we got a long climb down and a thirty-mile run ’fore we know if we’re just a pair of conned turkeys or if we got a future at all.”
“Shouldn’t we hang around awhile, just in case?”
I shook my head. “Uh uh. We don’t know if them necklaces didn’t screw up this whole bit, but if they did we’re better off findin’ folks and seein’ what this place is like. If not, they’ll find us. Besides, in order to really wrap this up, I wanna talk to them humans stuck here. Besides, don’t you remember her sayin’ that some of ’em was men? They been havin’ to live with rank amateurs all this time. Maybe us trained professionals can put a little spice in their lives.”

We was able to find the trail without much lookin’; it was well worn and well used. Well, I supposed they had to get the damned juice up to this point somehow and fairly regular.
Thirty miles was more than a marathon run, and sure as hell impossible in a sari and sandals. The river was fairly wide but real shallow and there was a flat, worn area all along this shore. More of the trail, we supposed, since off and on we saw some real ugly-lookin’ animal shit. Leastwise, we hoped it was animal turds. Either that or this world’s dudes was really huge ’nuff to shit bricks. Purple and orange ones, too.
I don’t know if the juice was feelin’ at home or not, but it really felt good to run; we paced ourselves but ran for hours before we stopped, and even then we was just startin’ to work up a real sweat. The rainbow weed was all over the place, wherever there was sunlight, and we found ourselves just pullin’ it up and eatin’ the balls and the big round head. I guess it weren’t enough, ’cause the juice also had us eatin’ grass like we was some kinda cows or somethin’, and drinkin’ long and hard from the river. It filled us up, though, but also made us kinda drowsy, and ’long ’bout sundown we just found a patch of grass and collapsed. ’Bout the only thing my twin said before we was both dead to the world was, “I ain’t sure I like the menu, but we sure as hell won’t starve none here.”
Which were, of course, my thoughts exactly.
Next day we made real time, and broke outta that badlands and into broad fields. It took a minute to realize that a lot of the landscape was just like the stuff we saw where we come in, only now it was covered in violet and purple and shimmering colors. The path kept on beside the river, sometimes broken by small streams and creeks flowin’ in, but we just splashed through ’em. There was clouds in the sky now, and they looked pretty normal; big fluffy cotton balls that made shadows on the ground.
The trail also had several junctions, but we kept to the river path. Hell, that’s what we was told to do. Finally, we come in sight of civilization, or what passed for it in these parts. A big clump of what looked like giant mounds or maybe beehives with pointy tops, only made of clay and mud and rock and havin’ openin’s and ladders and steps. Before we reached it, though, we met our first inhabitant.
He was big, in every sense of the word. Built like a wrestler, with big, round eyes, the biggest, flattest nose I ever seen, and skin that was kinda shiny and glitterin’ like fish scales. He had big, muscular arms and bigger feet and he needed a manicure somethin’ awful. He also had a flowin’ mane of thick, curly, dark purple hair and a beard maybe a foot long. He was wearin’ a kinda sleeveless dark brown tunic and a knee-length skirt or kilt, but I doubt if there ever was the Einstein what could make shoes for them feet. The hair was about the same color as the grass.
He started talkin’ to us, gesturin’ wildly, making the damndest gruntin’ and blowin’ and bellowin’ we ever heard, which we took to be the way these dudes talked. It took a couple minutes for us to realize that he didn’t even know we was newcomers; he was spoutin’ off to us ’bout somethin’ like we met every day.
“I guess we all look alike to them, too,” Brandy Two noted.
We finally got this big bruiser calmed down enough to take a breath. We tried to show we didn’t understand him, come from up there, and was lookin’ for our own kind. It was crude, but he turned put to be a bright fella at that and pointed a long, pointy-nailed finger further on, then cocked it. We figured that meant take the next right, so we thanked him and went on.
Any other circumstance I’d’a been scared to death of that creature, but here it almost seemed normal. At least now we knew what the people were like who got permanently married to a virus and a plant.
“I wonder if our hair’s gonna turn purple,” I muttered. Anything was possible now.
The new trail we took was less used, but still plain enough, and led pretty quick to a small single one of them beehive type huts with two even smaller ones behind. There was a small creek runnin’ right beside the property, and in the field was two creatures that looked like hairy purple elephants with no trunks and tails like them old dinosaur pictures.
We slowed down, not sure this was the place, when we saw two women ’bout as pregnant as you can get sittin’ outside, naked as we was, sucklin’ a couple of little babies. That stopped me. I just hadn’t figured on babies.
One was the golden type, the other was darker and built different, not black but maybe Latino. They saw us, and did a real take, then the Latin woman called to us in some language that sounded as bad as old scales and bellow, only more human. “Uh oh,” I muttered. “We forgot ’bout the language thing. Bet Addison did, too.”
Well, they all started comin’ ’round to us after that, and others come out of the houses or in from the field. There was three women, three men, and seven kids, the oldest of which looked maybe two and a half. A man and woman was of the golden people variety, another couple was this Latino-lookin’ type, and a third couple was deep-tanned white, he with real blond hair and blue eyes and she with reddish-brown hair and green eyes.
From the looks of the kids, they didn’t seem exactly married to their own matched partners. Maybe they was, maybe they wasn’t, when the kids showed up, but not lately.
Language was a problem right off, but one of the men, who looked older, though they all looked damned good, at least knowed what English was and knew a language close enough that we could talk with practice, at least on a simple level. With time we could come to some kinda compromise, I felt, but that worried me. If we had that kinda time, we was in deep shit.

We had the time. Weeks, in fact, to kinda settle in and get the feel of the place. There wasn’t much work to do ’cept cleanin’ up a bit, and gettin’ used to the idea of a pit toilet and a creek for runnin’ water, but we managed. The women, all pregnant, seemed almost relieved at our arrival. They didn’t get the urge as bad, but the men did, and we kinda took some of the pressure off.
And, real hard but real dedicated-like, we got to the point where we could get complicated ideas across to each other, at least the guy who spoke that sorta English, who said his name was Avong Simran, one of the golden people. A real scientist—he showed us his old field expedition gear, much of it still powered and workin’ but not much used these days and not much useful day to day here.
They was an exploiter team, the six of them, sent out by the Company like so many to scout out a bunch of worlds in an area where the Company thought there was somethin’ possibly worth its while. They was only scouts, the early explorers, but they did a lot of the original work. Each had a specialty—geology, anthropology, two different biology people, one for plants and one for animals, general physics, and general chemistry. They was on the track of some rare trace element, whatever that is, that was valuable to the Company in runnin’ its portable gear and which didn’t seem all that common among the worlds, and they was like them dudes who go out searchin’ for oil, diggin’ here, then there, till they hit a gusher. This was maybe the twentieth world they’d looked at in a row, and all the signs said that in the next few worlds this stuff they was lookin’ for, which was made in some natural process not real common and takin’ millions of years, was there in goodly amounts.
They was kinda surprised to find the folks here so primitive; their near identical twins in some of the other worlds were pretty well advanced. They set up a base camp near this town, adjusted their gear so they had some language ability with these big dudes—they could understand it, but no Type Zero human had all the guts needed to talk it right—and settled in to make their search. In ’bout a month and a half they found some of it in the hills nearby and was all ready to call in more experts with better equipment and move on when all of a sudden the real peaceful folk of this world just went nuts.
For nine days and nights, there was a near orgy of rape and constant sex and not much else, day in and day out. They were not immune. Each of the women got it at least once from one of them big suckers before it was over. Even the men weren’t immune; they got raped by these Type One women just the same, drippin’ stuff. You don’t get much of a hard-on like that, but they had theirs shoved up holes anyways and got covered with wet.
Then, just as suddenly, it was all over and everybody was peaceful and lovin’ and kind as before. None of the Type Zeros was in any condition to walk or ride all the way to the force point for weeks, and a couple had broken bones and all was wall-to-wall bruises, but by the time things started to heal they began to see the changes in themselves. We knew the routine real well. They was hooked. They was also smart enough to figure out that they’d caught somethin’, and somethin’ real dangerous to others, from the local folks. They got up to the force point and sent a “trouble—dangerous infection” message up the line to the Exploration and Exploitation Division, then set out to study the thing even as it changed and held them.
Trouble was, they was an advance party and not a medical man among ’em. Their lab gear was set up for explorin’ and survival, not complicated medical studies. The Company—at least they thought it was—sent some stuff that helped, but there was a limit to what they could do. Finally, they decided that two of ’em would set off toward a quarantine area down toward headquarters to be studied. You can guess what happened. They barely made it back in time to save their own lives and sanity, and even now that couple was showin’ some lingerin’ effects of damage.
They sent all sorts of samples back—blood, urine, even semen—and eventually they got their answer. Some kinda virus of unknown design and construction, they was told. Probably incurable at this stage without damagin’ the host. However, it had real possibilities for somethin’. No, they didn’t know for what, or why the Company seemed so interested, but that wasn’t their job or place. Could the native males be induced by trade goods and ideas to give semen? Well, it turned out they could. Even though they was only real interested in sex once a year durin’ that mad orgy time, they could get it up if they had to. It was a hell of a business, but it kept the stranded team in touch with the Company and civilization, gave ’em a feelin’ it weren’t no total tragedy, and gave ’em a real chance to study this civilization and people.
It took ’em a long time to get the link to the rainbow weed, even though it was right under their noses. You just don’t think of a disease that lives off humans needin’ somethin’ from a plant. The biologists finally figured it after ’bout a year or more when they started seein’ other connections between the lower animals and plants of the world. They sent samples and loads of seeds up as part of their studies.
They also studied the people here and compared it to themselves. You’d think that after that orgy time every female would get pregnant, but only a fraction of them did in any given year. The birth rate was low, but the life expectancy was very long. Still and all, in some ways it was a culture without a lot of the shit that tore us apart. Men and women did all the same jobs equally. They didn’t have no marriages or stuff, since what was the point of even developin’ it, all things considered, but they had a real sense of tribe and community. Weren’t no social classes, neither, ’cause when you had a period of time every year when everybody was screwin’ everybody else there just was no way to keep no royal families pure. No races, either. Since everybody bred with everybody any real differences got averaged out maybe thousands of years ago. No wars, neither. They had no real idea of private property.
But there was a price. There wasn’t much in the way of development, invention, real progress. They got to a point the scientists called Bronze Age culture, and stopped. Guess they just didn’t need to go no further. In the same time our ancestors went from Bible times to television and space travel and computers, and the golden people developed all that fancy futuristic shit and the Labyrinth, they maybe invented a better saddle and a better plow.
It didn’t seem fair, but it seems like all our warfare and jealousy and hatreds and divisions was the thing that caused real progress, too. If you got rid of all the bad things ’bout human bein’s, you didn’t go nowheres. Nasty, divisive, warring civilizations with territories and jealousies and kings and all did best, if they didn’t destroy each other, which was the odds ’bout half the time. On that scale, them golden people who founded the Company must have been real sweethearts. And I thought we was bad!
I tried to explain what was goin’ on with what they was sendin’ back down the Labyrinth. They didn’t really want to believe it, and they didn’t like the idea of bein’ used that much, but they seemed to care a lot more that somebody’d found a way to live with it back there than with the idea that it was gonna be used to destroy the Company. I guess if you work for a Company that treats you like shit, you don’t give a damn what happens to it. They worked for the Company ’cause it had the Labyrinth and the only ticket to what they’d all wanted to do. They sure didn’t have no love for it, though.
Since the demands for semen had stopped and most business with the Company stopped, they figured the high-tech boys had figured a way not to need ’em anymore. That was fine with them, so long as they was stuck, but they was still havin’ a real tough time convincin’ the locals that they didn’t need it no more and that they had nothin’ to trade for it. I guess that’s what the old blowhard we met was complainin’ to us about.
They hadn’t figured on kids, neither, but it was kinda inevitable when you had to do it every day, sometimes more than once, and the chemicals they used to prevent it was long gone. Unless that juice done more to us than we knew, though, there wouldn’t be no black babies around. Still, it was kinda nice to see them little kids, hold ’em, play with ’em. Even Brandy Two, who never let down her hard shell, really took to ’em.
Still, the little colony was just markin’ time here. This wasn’t their world no more than it was ours, and they didn’t really have much place in it. They was just doin’ what they could, livin’ day by day, and not lookin’ much beyond the moment.
Five weeks or so after we got there, we had visitors.
They came in white suits with space helmet type gear and air packs and all the rest. We told ’em they wouldn’t have no trouble if they just all kept their pants on all the time and didn’t stick around another month and a half until the locals went after everything alive. One of ’em was Bill Markham, and I was never so happy to see nobody in my whole life ’cept Sam.
“I look pretty healthy for a dead man,” he admitted to me. “After all, Sam killed me in a pretty fancy car accident about two weeks ago. Made all the papers. I’m getting a little tired of rescuing you from these worlds, though. We have to stop meeting like this.”
“You got ’em, then?”
“No. Not yet. Until we were able to analyze that plant we got samples of from that safe world where you two were held there wasn’t any way. Now, however, we’re ready to act. Don’t worry, though. We’re pretty well alerted to what they’re trying to do and in a very short time, with all the knowledge and technology of the Center, we’ve learned a lot about this bug. We’re setting up the climax now. I thought you’d want in on it.”
“Would I! But—where’s Sam?”
Markham cleared his throat. “You want the truth?” The way he said it I was afraid somethin’ happened to Sam.
“Yeah, Bill. Straight.”
“Brandy—Sam’s real broken up about all this, no matter what act he put on for you. I’m not sure he can take seeing you much more. You wanted the truth, you got it. To be perfectly frank, the only reason I think he’s kept on living was to wrap up this case. I wouldn’t give fifty cents for his future once it’s closed.”
“Not Sam,” I responded. “I can’t believe that.”
“You think he’s so much stronger than you? That he rescued you from the depths? You rescued each other. You never believed that, but it’s true. In his own way, he needs you as much as you needed him. Just remember what you were like when you thought he was good as dead. Listless, aimless, nothing to live for—you finally decided that it didn’t matter if you got hooked, even killed. Like him, you had only the case and you didn’t give a damn about yourself or what happened during or after. I have never seen two people so absolutely unlike in all the superficial ways who were so identical underneath. He’s not so tough deep down. Maybe, somehow, he could cope with your death, although I’m not too sure of that, but he could never stand to live knowing that you were alive, too. It would tear him to pieces.”
“But—I still love him! I’d go back to him!”
“Sure. You’d go back to him, but like this. It’d be like having a wild, promiscuous, totally uninhibited daughter in the house beyond control, not a wife, partner, and lover. I don’t know how much ideas of right and wrong, good and evil, wild and limited, you retain, but there’s no room the way you are for compromises, self-sacrifice, or selflessness. I think he could take you crippled, or paralyzed, better than this.” He sighed. “Well, we better get things and people all packed up and ready to move here. We’re on a tight schedule.”
“Bill, I—”
“Save it. It can wait. It’s between you and Sam, nobody else. You are all under technical arrest, since you’re part of the substantial case we’re building here.”
“Damn it, you shoulda come sooner!”
“We did. You forget that time runs at different rates in many of these worlds. You been here—what? Five, six weeks? But it’s only been four days of my time, subjectively, and two of those were spent with computer experts sorting out the garbage from the signals and tracing you here. They have a pretty powerful and clever jammer there. I’d love to get a look at one. If we hadn’t had two of you giving off the same identical signal to reinforce it, we’d never have found you.”
“Bill—what happens now? To me, I mean?”
“We have essence du rainbow weed in a shot capsule. With a team working here, I think we can probably get enough to last a very long time, until we can isolate and duplicate what it is in these plants here that makes them different from their twins and siblings on other worlds. We’ll be taking transports back, and then you’ll be extensively debriefed. Then we’ll spring our own little trap and try to wrap this up.”
“No—that ain’t what I meant. After that.”
“We’ll take you—and your twin—to any home world you want. Yours, hers, it doesn’t matter. There’s still over four million in the bank. You get half, and you can split it with her if you want. We’ll supply you with whatever amount of this junk you need as long as you need it. You’ll have money and a supply, you’ll have at least fifty years before you even start to look or feel middle-aged, or so they’re theorizing now, and nobody pulling your strings unless you want it. You’ll have a ball.”
“Yeah,” I sighed. “We’ll have a ball.” At the cost of losing Sam.