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"No problem. Who are you teaming me with?"

I leaned back in my chair and smiled.

"Can't you guess? The client wants organized crime,

he gets organized crime!"

Guide's Tale

"Guido, are you sure you've got your instructions

right?"

That is Bunny talkin'. For some reason the Boss has

deemed it wise to delegate to me her company for this
job. Now this is okay with me, as Bunny is more than
enjoyable to look at and a swell head to boot, which is
to say she is smarter than me, which is a thing I do not
say about many people, guys or dolls.

The only trepidation with which I view this pairin' is
that as swell as she is. Bunny also has a marked tendency
to nag whenever a job is on. This is because she is
handicapped with a problem, which is that she has her

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cap set for the Boss. Now we are all aware of this, for
it was apparent as the nose on your face from the day
they first encountered. Even the Boss could see this,
which is sayin' sumpin', for while I admire the Boss as
an organizer, he is a little thick between the ears when
it comes to skirts. To show you what I mean, once he
was aware that Bunny did indeed entertain notions on
his bod, his response was to half faint from the nervous-
ness. This is from a guy I've watched take on vampires
and werewolf types, not to mention Don Bruce himself,
without so much as battin' an eye. Like I say, dolls is
not his strong suit.

Anyway, I was talkin' about Bunny and her problem.
She finally managed to convince the Boss that she wasn't
really tryin' to pair up with him, but was just interested
in furtherin' her career as a business type. Now this was
a blatant lie, and we all knew it... even though it seems
to have fooled the Boss. Even that green bum, Aahz,
could see what Bunny was up to. (This surprised me a
bit, for I always thought his main talent was makin' loud