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of Pixie Dust. Normally I would be curious as to how
this accountin' was done, as it indicates a work force in
the plant even more efficient than the security types which
have been keepin' me at bay, but at the time I was too
busy bein' outraged at bein' charged retail instead of cost

for the materials lost.
All that keeps me from truly expressin' my opinion of

the situation is that Roxie explains that I am not bein'
singled out for special treatment, but that this is indeed
a plant-wide policy which all the worker types must suf-
fer. He also points out that the cost of the first aid for
the payroll type is gonna be charged against my paycheck,
and that what I have left will not be sufficient for me to
indulge myself in another go 'round.

Thus it is that I am doubly disheartened when I hook
up with Bunny for our weekly meetin' and debriefin',
bein' as how I am not only a failure but -a poor failure

which is the worst kind to be.

"Guido, what's wrong?" she sez when we meet. "You

look terrible!"

As I have said, Bunny is a swell head, but she is still

a skirt, which means she has an unerring instinct for what
to say to pick a guy up when he's under the weather.

"I am depressed," I sez, since she wasn't around
when I explained it to you. "The workin' conditions at
the plant are terrible, especially considerin' the pay we
aren't gettin'."

At this. Bunny rolls her eyes and groans to express
her sympathy.

"Oh, Guido! You're talking just like a ... what is it
that you call them? Oh, yes. Just like a worker type."

"That's 'cause I am a worker type!"

This earns me the hairy eyeball.

"No, you're not," she sez real hard-like. "You're an
executive for M.Y.T.H. Inc. here on an investigation.
Now quit being negative and let's talk about the job."