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tricks on me is a sign that I am indeed bein' accepted as




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Robert Asprin

one of the worker types, which will make my job consid-
erably easier.

The only real problem I have with my assignment is

that, considerin' the product with which I am workin',
I feel it would be unwise to test the security-type precau-
tions when I leave work that night. Even if I wished to
liberate a few samples, which I was not particularly de-
sirous of doin' since as I have noted we already have
lots at home of a far superior quality, the "Realistic,
Life-like Aroma that Really Sticks to Your Hands,"
would negate its passin' unnoticed by even the densest

security-type guard.

As it turns out, this was a blessin' incognito. When

closin' time finally rolls around, I discover that it would
not be as easy to sneak stuff out of this plant as I had
originally perceived. Everything the worker types took
out of the plant with 'em was given the once and twice
over by hard-eyed types who definitely knew what they
were doin', and while we didn't have to go through a
strip search, we did have to walk one at a time through
a series of alarm systems that used a variety of rays to
frisk us for objects and substances belongin' to the com-
pany. As it was, I almost got into trouble because there
were still lingerin' specks of Pixie Dust on me from my
morning duties, but Roxie stepped forward and explained
things to the guards that was rapidly gatherin' and they
settled for reclaimin' the Pixie Dust without things gettin'

too personal.

This settled things between me and Roxie for the Dog-
gie Doodle joke, and after I bounced Sion against the
wall a few times to show my appreciation for his part in
the prank, we all went off in search of some unprintable

diversions.