"Aspriin, Robert - Myth 09 - M.Y.T.H Inc in Action" - читать интересную книгу автора (Asprin Robert)

This is indeed somethin' what had never oc-
curred to me or Nunzio, and could put a serious
crimp in our projected timetable. I mean, how
much trainin' does it take to kill people?

"That's right . . . training," the sergeant sez
with a tight-lipped smile.

"There's more to being a soldier than wearing a
uniform, you know."

Bein' a survival oriented individual, I refrain
from speculatin' out loud as to what this might
entail. Fortunately, the sergeant does not seem to
expect an answer or additional comment. Rather,

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he waves me out the door as he turns his attention
to the next unfortunate.

"Name?"

"Nunzio."

Now, those of youse what have been followin'
dese books all along may be wonderin' just why it
is that Nunzio and me is signin' onto Possiltum's
army instead of performin' our normal duties of
bodyguardin' the Boss . . . who you probably
think of as the Great Skeeve, as you is not em-
ployed by him and therefore have no reason to
think of him as the Boss.

This confusion is understandable, as this book is
happenin' right after the book before the last one,
(M.Y.T.H. Inc. Link) . . . and at the same time as
the one before this (Myth-Nomers and Im-Pervec-
tions). Add to that the fact that this is one of the
M.Y.T.H. Inc. volumes, and is therefore bein' told
from my viewpoint instead of the Boss's, and it
becomes clear why your eyes is perhaps crossed at
this point in the narrative. The only consolin' I can
offer youse, is that if youse think my life whilst
workin' for the Boss is confusin' to read, youse
should try livin' it for a month or five!

Actually, to be totally honest with youse, dis
book is not startin' where I was the last time you
saw me, so let me refer youse back to the meetin'