Chapter One:
"There's something to be said for relatives
. . . it has to be said because it's unprint-
able!"
чA. EINSTEIN
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Ace Fantasy edition / September 1985
Second printing / September 1985
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PERHAPS if I hadn't been so preoccupied with my own
thoughts when I walked into my quarters that day, I
wouldn't have been caught unawares. Still, who expects
to get caught in a magikal attack just walking into their
own room?
Okay, okay! So I am the Court Magician of Possil-
tum, and maybe I have been getting a bit of a reputation
