"Anderson, Poul - There Will Be Time" - читать интересную книгу автора (Anderson Poul)Democracy: A nation in which the government, freely elected, remains responsive to the popular wifi, e.g., Czechoslovakia. Development: (1) In fascist countries, the bulldozing of trees and hillsides, erection of sleazy row houses, etc., or in general, the exploitation of the environment. (2) In progressive countries, the provision of housing for the masses, or in general, the utilization of natural resources to satisfy human needs. Ecology: (1) Obsolete: The study of the interrelationships of living things with each other and with the general environment. (2) Everything nonhuman which is being harmed by the establishment, such as trees and falcons but not including rats, sparrows, algae, etc. Thus progressive countries have no ecology. Establishment: The powers that be, when these are conservative. Fallout: Radioactive material from a nuclear weapon, widely distributed if this is tested in the atmosphere, universally condemned for its deleterious effect upon public health and heredity, unless the test is conducted by a progressive country. Fascist: A person who favors measures possibly conducive to the survival of the West. Freedom: Instant gratification. Glory: An outworn shibboleth, except when applied to a hero or martyr. Hero: A person who sacrifices and takes risks in a progressive cause. Cf. pig and storm trooper. Honor: See glory. Human rights: All rights of the people to freedom, when held to take infinite precedence over property rights, since the latter are not human rights. Imperialist: A person who advocates that any Western country retain any of its overseas territory. Liberation: Foreign expulsion and domestic overthrow of Western governments, influences, and institutions. Sacred liberation: Liberation intended to result in a (People's) Republic. Love: An emotion which, if universally felt, would automatically solve all human problems, but which some (see conservative) are by definition incapable of feeling. Martyr: A person who suffers or dies in the cause of liberation. Not to be confused with a criminal or, collectively, with enemy personnel. McCarthyism: Character assassination for political purposes, by asserting that some person is a member of the Communist conspiracy, especially when this is done by an admirer of Sen. Joseph McCarthy. Not to be confused with asserting that some person is a member of the fascist conspiracy, especially when this is done by an admirer of Sen. Eugene McCarthy. Mercenary: A soldier who, for pay, serves a government not his own. Cf. United Nations. Missile: A self-contained device which delivers high explosives from the air, condemned for its effects upon women, children, the aged, the sick, and other noncombatants, unless these happen to have resided in Saigon, Da Nang, Hue, etc. Cf. bombing. Napalm: Jeffied gasoline, ignited and propelled against enemy personnel, condemned by all true liberals except when used by Israelis upon Arabs. Native: A non-White inhabitant of a region whose ancestors dispossessed the previous lot. Nonconformist: One who accepts progressive values without asking troublesome questions. Cf. conformist. Nuclear weapon: A weapon employing some form of atomic energy, used by fascist governments for purposes of aggression and by progressive govermnents to further the cause of peace. One man, one vote: A legal doctrine requiring that, from time to time, old gerrymanders be replaced with new ones. The object of this is the achievement of genuine democracy. Organic: Of foods, grown only with natural manures, etc., and with no chemical sprays, etc., hence free of harmful residues and of earthborne diseases or serious insect infestation, since surrounding lands have been artificially fertilized and chemically sprayed. Peace: The final solution of the fascist problem. Peaceful coexistence: A stage preliminary to peace, in which aggression is phased out and sacred liberation proceeds. People: (Always used with the definite article and often capitalized.) Those who support liberation. Hence everyone not a fascist is counted among them, whether he wants to be or not. Personnel: Members of a mifitary or police organization, whether hostile or useful. Not to be confused with human beings. Pig: (1) An animal known for its value, intelligence, courage, self-reliance, kindly disposition, loyalty, and (if allowed to follow its natural bent) cleanliness. (2) A policeman. Cf. activist. Plutocrat: A citizen of a republic who, because of enormous wealth which he refuses to share with the poor, wields undue political power. Not to be confused with a Kennedy. Poor: (Always used with the definite article and often capitalized.) That class of persons who are defined by someone as possessing less than their rightful wealth and privilege. The progressive definition includes all non-fascist Black, Brown, Red, and Yellow persons, regardless of income. Pot: Marijuana. Must we go through that alcohol-tobacco-tranquilizers-are-legal routine again? Prejudice: Hostility or contempt for a person or group, on a purely class basis and regardless of facts. Not to be confused with judgment passed on enemies of the people (see conservative). Progressive: Conducive to liberation. Property rights: The alleged rights of persons who have earned or otherwise lawfully obtained property, or of taxpayers who have similarly acquired property which is then designated public, to be secure in the enjoyment thereof, irrespective of human rights. Racist: A White person who, when any Black person rings a bell, fails to salivate. Reactionary: Not progressive. |
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